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Naked on the Vague
Heaps of Nothing

Naked on the Vague’s new record 'Heaps of Nothing' plays out like an Orwellian nightmare, but it’s still brimming with pop-rock hits, writes SHAUN PRESCOTT.

Superficially, this is exactly the album you might expect from Naked on the Vague at this point in their career, considering their heritage. Yet at its core, Heaps of Nothing is studiedly different from any of the transient, trend-shackled groups who squeeze fretfully beneath the now fashionable umbrella of designedly shat out lo-fi punk. There’s a surplus of treble and a fuckload of wanton feedback here, but conspicuously absent is the droll, self-negating plainness that marks this zeitgeist’s well-insulated anomie. Here, the tendency to dwell, the desire to explicate a common enmity towards some oblique beige norm, is replaced by a nigh unfathomable abstraction: a wholehearted embrace of an unfashionably gratuitous weird.

Lucy Phelan and Matthew Hopkins have always expressed their “weird” through a myriad of side-projects, but Naked on the Vague until now maintained a certain urban-centricity, an affinity towards the solid, an aura of the crumbling civic monolithic. It was industrial music by virtue of its illustrative force and through its ability to conjure the inevitable renewal of the derelict and the ensuing extermination of the meek. Their first LP The Blood Pressure Sessions was timely, emerging as it did at a time when it felt that a Sydney underground scene was being systematically smoked out. But Heaps of Nothing has none of that topicality, none of that ground-zero momentum, and carries no burden of the potentially iconic. Here is a band that broadcasts on a larger scale, with a sound indebted to the past, in cahoots with contemporaries, but imbued with a personality all of its own.

There’s always been a faintly hilarious aspect to Naked on the Vague. To hear Phelan sing in her forcibly guttural register, and to see Hopkins attack his guitar so viscerally yet absently, is an integral part of their appeal. There are personalities here to appreciate rather than negotiate, and there’s nothing inherently challenging about this “noise”, but rather much to enjoy in its playful subversion of the “dark”. With the addition of a bassist and a live drummer this core duo feels even more like a showcase of personalities.

“This is a band that endeavours to gash the humble veneer of their workmanlike punk peers; to transcend the ordinary, to pour something strange and seductive into the punchbowl of erstwhile urban realism.”

Left of stage, you have an invariably spooky Phelan, incanting minimalist and carefully indistinct imagery through a gauze of oozing reverb. Right of stage, there’s Hopkins: inverted-comma devil horns, playfully malignant, knowingly absurd. During the opening seconds of ‘Sacred Youth’ these personas combine and mutate from vastly different temperaments. Intentions, moods, timbres and noises congeal but make no sense, like ghosts from vastly different eras chanting their argot in unison. It’s beyond interpretation: a sheer, inexplicably reigned sound, alien, yet containing something. When Phelan repeatedly howls about “the wrong room” during the song of that title, you can’t help but imagine Orwell’s room 101. Four walls containing a nightmare. That’s precisely what it sounds like.

But this is a pop-rock album, and every song is a hit. A squalling, maximalist, comically evil, lyrically imprecise pop-rock album – but a pop-rock album nonetheless. Naked on the Vague have proffered ear worms before, but Heaps of Nothing is an obvious attempt to concentrate their anthemic goth-rock tendencies into 40 minutes of surreally addictive set pieces. ‘These Days’ is a highlight. For the first time, Phelan sings in the first person, of “losing my way”, but she’s losing her way somewhere cobwebbed, subterranean, not of this world. This song marks a widescreen shift in NOTV’s sound, a hugely strut-able, rhythmically enslaving cant swathed in cartoonishly overcooked feedback squall. The song is surrounded by noise, rather than the other way around. Put these guys in a “professional” recording studio and strip Hopkins’ guitar of its last three strings and you’d have the best song Black Sabbath were too fucked up to write.

It’s funny how Naked on the Vague has become a band that inhabits so many supposedly incompatible styles, scenes and semiotic niches. This is a band that fits as neatly alongside one-time tour peers Blank Dogs as they do sharing a stage with the likes of Australian drunken favourites Deaf Wish. But the crucial ingredient in Naked on the Vague’s arsenal is imagination. While firmly rooted in the present and cathartically aligned with dour, proletarian punk rock, this is a band that endeavours to gash the humble veneer of their workmanlike punk peers; to transcend the ordinary, to pour something strange and seductive into the punchbowl of erstwhile urban realism.

Heaps of Nothing is exactly that: a repudiation of the notion that the extraordinary is an extraneous element in punk rock. Naked on the Vague exploit what most of their contemporaries probably consider too outre: the surreal and the obfuscating, the colours, textures and illuminations that ensue through the penetration of some other. It’s hopeful in that sense, because in the face of a prevalent apathetic cycle of work/sleep/eat/fuck/sing-about-it, there are still more compelling and risible demons to extract from our consciousness. If you don’t like Heaps of Nothing, use your fucking imagination, and then try again.

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Heaps of Nothing is out now through Siltbreeze.

  -   Published on Thursday, April 29 2010 by Shaun Prescott.
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Your Comments

untold/animals  said about 1 year ago:

Formatting!!!


untold/animals  said about 1 year ago:

This sounds pretty cool, even if it makes me feel a little like NotV are Sydney's Love of Diagrams. I'm looking forward to reading the article when I'm not at work.


I am Morris  said about 1 year ago:

This album is perfect.

NoTV like Love of Diagrams? Not even slightly.


Goal attack  said about 1 year ago:

I like the song a lot! Even if the dude singing makes me think of the Bird Blobs.


FrankieTeardrop  said about 1 year ago:

I admit that I like this track a lot more than NOTV's live shows. I dig the the droney organ / bassline that underpins it and the complete treble overload in the guitar. Still can't make out a word they're singing, but who cares when the music is this good. Top stuff!


dogsvscats  said about 1 year ago:

i am so looking forward to hearing this album, 'these days' is an amazing song, it's kinda killing me at the moment. in a good way


whale  said about 1 year ago:

amazing review shaun


FrankieTeardrop  said about 1 year ago:

It's a good'un.


fliegende hollander  said about 1 year ago:

Can't wait to have the LP of this!

Superb review!


nishiki  said about 1 year ago:

don't have time to read all of this now, but i like this review so far and it sorta seems to explain why i like NOTV's new stuff while i find their old stuff boring.


bxckxtrxdxr  said about 1 year ago:

too prolix


timscottt  said about 1 year ago:


timscottt  said about 1 year ago:

oops.http://ravensingstheblues.blogspot.com/


chelloveck  said about 1 year ago:

the album is super.


eucrid_eucrow  said about 1 year ago:

Great review Shaun, can't wait to hear the album.


hyperfuzz  said about 1 year ago:

NoTV like Love of Diagrams? Not even slightly.

uh... that's the first thing i thought when the vocals came in.


celluloid hero  said about 1 year ago:

GREAT BAND GREAT LIVE SHOW ALBUM GONNA BE GREAT


prince  said about 1 year ago:

''..plainness that marks this zeitgeist’s well-insulated anomie.''

i'm from preston i just wanna know what you give it outta 10.


Repairs  said about 1 year ago:

Fantastic album, can't wait to pick it up on LP.


so_agitated  said about 1 year ago:

damn, thats a good song!


Ubu  said about 1 year ago:

''..plainness that marks this zeitgeist’s well-insulated anomie.''

i'm from preston i just wanna know what you give it outta 10.

POTD!


nishiki  said about 1 year ago:

one small point: is it annoying anyone else that one has to order this lp by a local band from overseas? was it that hard to manufacture a few here?


Pelt and/or Holler  said about 1 year ago:

that was also the case with the latest blank realm lp/cassette. frustrating.


nic.rulz  said about 1 year ago:

It would be very hard and unaffordable to manufacture the LP in Australia and the US. The distributor of Siltbreeze records, Midheaven/Revolver is just as easy and affordable for local independent record stores to deal with. Repressed Records in Sydney has already had it in on CD for $21.95 (cheaper than most of your local releases through the big wig indie distributors). It's not out yet on viny be I'm sure it will be stocked in a few stores in Melbourne, copies are already on pre-order for Repressed. NOTV will also have artist copies for shows, probably even enough for spare to supply to mail order distros in Australia. Maybe it sucks a little that the record wont have as much of a ''local presence'' but it kind of works out better for everyone anyway.


nic.rulz  said about 1 year ago:

Thing is with the Blank Realm LP that was released in a pretty small run and they received very few artist copies. That was pretty frustrating, I was lucky to get one.


shaun  said about 1 year ago:

Just pledged $65 to this Kickstarter project ($50 + shipping), which means I'll eventually get a tape, a silk-screened poster, a 12'' and a DVD of the film. Which is pretty mad.


fast_cars  said about 1 year ago:

TONIGHT! Can't wait!


Repairs  said about 1 year ago:

Melbourne LP launch at the Empress this Saturday.


hardtop  said about 1 year ago:


Repairs  said about 1 year ago:

BUMP FOR TONIGHT!


steveholt  said about 1 year ago:

Playing times?


steveholt  said about 1 year ago:

And will there be vinyl for sale?


Repairs  said about 1 year ago:

Bump for tonight. Starts at 6pm. Come!



steveholt  said about 1 year ago:

Empress was packed Saturday night. Amazing what a Pitchfork review can do for you. I'm struggling however to see what all the fuss is about.

Zond on other hand (who I had specifically gone to see) were amazing and possibly my favourite band at the moment.


jimm  said about 1 year ago:

I'm struggling however to see what all the fuss is about.

Decided against a snarky response: about 5 listens in the album sounds like one of the most awesome discordant, abrasive pop albums ever.


fliegende hollander  said about 1 year ago:

Empress was packed Saturday night. Amazing what a Pitchfork review can do for you.

It was just as packed 53 weeks ago, last time NOTV played there. You're a cynical asshole.


hardtop  said about 1 year ago:

Twas a rad night of sound all round, thanks for havin' us NOTV.

Album is very very awesome too!


steveholt  said about 1 year ago:

You're a cynical asshole.

Yes. The world is full of cunce. Why shouldn't I be cynical? What's your point?


alpsofmessandnoise  said about 1 year ago:

Newcastle LP launch show 8pm tonight! $10

Get there early for heaps special collab set of Alps songs on guitar and keys with Rob from Bare Grillz on drums and noises. Followed by probably v. loud Cistern Corrupt, everyones favourite tweens Bare Grillz and then Naked on the Vague band.

The Doors: 8:00pm
Alps: 8:30-9:00pm
Cistern Corrupt: 9:15 - 9:45pm
Bare Grillz: 10:00 - 10:30pm
Naked on the Vague: 10:45 - 11:30pm


shaun  said about 1 year ago:

Should've said The Naked on the Vague Experience™


electricsound  said about 9 months ago:

this band never really did a lot for me in the past but the latest EP is really good and the new 7'' sounds amazing.


nic.rulz  said about 9 months ago:

New 7'' is currently being shipped to Australia, hear the A-side here..... .


__v  said about 9 months ago:

stadium goth!


nic.rulz  said about 9 months ago:

The b-side is like Bauhaus meets Blue Oyster Cult.


LeRayonVert  said about 9 months ago:

The EP reminds me a lot of Siouxsie & the Banshees


alpsofmessandnoise  said about 9 months ago:

i got the new 12'' yesterday, i think it's the best thing they've done


__v  said about 9 months ago:

really really like or even maybe love this clip


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Tracklisting
  • 1.   Mysterious Oven
  • 2.   Wrong Room
  • 3.   Treading Water
  • 4.   Sacred Youth
  • 5.   These Days
  • 6.   The Joke
  • 7.   Black Lettuce
  • 8.   Blank Minds
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