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Kim Salmon & The Surrealists
Grand Unifying Theory

On new album 'Grand Unifying Theory' – his first with The Surrealists in more than a decade – Kim Salmon proves that he still has that surreal feel, writes RENÉ SCHAEFER.

More than most musicians of his generation, Kim Salmon feels comfortable revisiting his own considerable legacy. He can allow himself to revive such milestones as The Scientists’ juvenilia classic ‘Pissed On Another Planet’ or The Surrealists’ ‘Hit Me With The Surreal Feel’ in live performances, because rather than being exercises in nostalgia, these explorations of earlier works keep informing his current creative output. Thus, on Salmon’s latest opus under the Surrealists’ moniker, he picks up on several aspects of his musical history to develop these germs of ideas more fully. Much like The Scientists’ Human Jukebox and The Surrealists’ first three albums, Grand Unifying Theory presents itself in the manner of a collage of different styles and ideas.

Numbers like ‘Turn Turn’ and ‘Order Of Things’ are examples of the bare-boned minimalism that was The Surrealists’ trademark before they got seduced by grunge rock on Sin Factory. ‘RQ1’ and ‘Predate’, on the other hand, delve back into Salmon’s earliest infatuations with ’70s glam rock and Detroit-style punk. Rather than recycling the infantile themes associated with these styles of music though, Salmon couples his flat-out rockers with acerbic lyrics, most notably on ‘Childhood Living’. Here he presents a sharp critique of the hedonism and arrested development usually associated with the rock’n’roll lifestyle. In this worldview “bullshit is the only true way forward”.

“Numbers like ‘Turn Turn’ and ‘Order Of Things’ are examples of the bare-boned minimalism that was The Surrealists’ trademark before they got seduced by grunge rock on 'Sin Factory'.”

While the majority of songs are brief blasts of venomous energy, cynicism and ironic observation, the centerpiece of the album is the 25-minute, two-part instrumental ‘Grand Unifying Theory’. Rather than forming a link to the past, here Salmon, drummer Phil Collings and bassist Stu Thomas venture into previously unexplored territory with a masterful piece of group improvisation.

What unfolds from the introductory buzz of distortion, bears some resemblance to the Krautrock freak-outs of prime-era Can. This is mainly due to the muscular insistence of the rhythm section. The “kosmik” slop that marred a lot of ’70s Krautrock, and made it easy to dismiss as a hangover of the psychedelic era, is thankfully missing. The production is crisp and spacious, rather than spacey. The way that Salmon allows the drums and bass to take centre stage for extended periods of time brings to mind a great jazz composition such as John Coltrane’s ‘Olé’, itself marking the transition from the post-bop era to free jazz.

Despite its length, the track never becomes self-indulgent, maintaining its tension through sparseness. For long stretches of time a sustained synth-string note hovers underneath the rhythm like a suspense-builder from a Bernard Herrmann score. When Salmon brings in the guitar, it’s restrained, but redolent with the primal aggression of the late Ron Asheton. It’s intensely gratifying to hear him cut loose from the constraints of song structure and simply have fun.

Returning from outer space on ‘Pathological’, Salmon sounds like an evil Dave Graney, as he berates imaginary adversaries about his own artistic superiority, tongue firmly planted in cheek. Via the aforementioned excursion to the Detroit badlands, the album concludes on yet another departure, as the restless, manic rhythm and abstracted guitar solos of ‘Kneel Down At The Altar Of Pop’ bring to mind Greg Ginn’s contributions to Black Flag.

Confused yet? Well, as Sonic Youth put it so succinctly, “confusion is sex”. Kim Salmon knows this and on Grand Unifying Theory he keeps fucking with listeners in his own inimitable fashion. This is an artist defined by his very restlessness, his willingness to both embrace and redefine his own legacy and keep presenting us with work that is as original as it is commercially unviable.

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Grand Unifying Theory is out March 19 through Low Transit Industries.

  -   Published on Thursday, March 4 2010 by René Schaefer.
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Your Comments

SpringRain  said about 1 year ago:

hooray


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

Fuck, this kicks ass!
''YOU BEST DO WHAT I SAY!'' a-hahah! Gravel Pit


SpringRain  said about 1 year ago:

yeah that line is gold. i got lots of laughs out of this track. salmon is the best


Ron  said about 1 year ago:

Woah. Can not wait. Is this out yet?


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

Says 6th of March.
Vinyl ?


Ubu  said about 1 year ago:

sounds fucking great. release date is 19th mar. out through low transit industries with lp through bang (who else?). if the rest of the album sounds as good we've got a strong contender for the end of the year list.


Ron  said about 1 year ago:

'Bang!' is like a retirement village for Aus guitar rockers.


LaxCharisma  said about 1 year ago:

Says 6th of March.
Vinyl ?

My sentiments exactly...


timmydodgers  said about 1 year ago:

Bang is like a label that has great taste in Aus honky skronk history. Great pressings too. Add Beast to that list too - why Spain and France?

Me want!


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

Rec'n they'll stock the LP in melbs shops or should we all pitch in a do a bulk post?


slothman  said about 1 year ago:

pretty good song


Block  said about 1 year ago:

JunkiePhil said 4 minutes ago:
Rec'n they'll stock the LP in melbs shops or should we all pitch in a do a bulk post?

The usual deal with Bang! is that they send over a load of LPs to the band in payment, I think. So they should get here.


Ron  said about 1 year ago:

I've seen a lot of Bang! product in Missing Link. Boris's lp, James McCann, The Scoundrelles, Salmon, for eg.


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

Cool.


LTI!  said about 1 year ago:

The release date has been postponed until March 19th..........


__v  said about 1 year ago:

great review, in that it made me really urgently require to hear this record like ASAP


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

19th! Dang, thanks for the update though. You've saved Missing link some hassle from me.


FrankieTeardrop  said about 1 year ago:

I should know this, but is there going to be a launch for this album in Melbourne? I missed the recent 'Surreal Feel' show.


LTI!  said about 1 year ago:

Melbourne launch is being booked at present & looking like May!! TA!!!


FrankieTeardrop  said about 1 year ago:

Thanks LTI.
I wish I could see them tonight with Wooden Shjips. I should have saved my pennies :(


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

Can you let us know when Vinyl stock is in Melbs shops LTI?
Thanks.


LaxCharisma  said about 1 year ago:

Ditto for Sydney.


LTI!  said about 1 year ago:

Hey JP, will do my best but it will be via the band/Bang!... we're just doing the CD worldwide... I sent them the artwork today though so shouldn't be long... pre-release download going online tonight at: http://lowtransit.bandcamp.com/album/kim-salmon-the-surrealists-grand-unifying-theory


__v  said about 1 year ago:

had a quick spin through the streaming tracks and they sound BITCHIN


__v  said about 1 year ago:

god it's awesome hearing salmon play like tihs


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

I must say, I've hated that little tape machine he pulls out these days, but when he did so for TURN at the East on wednesday, it made sence for once.


__v  said about 1 year ago:

that little tape machine

do you know what it is JP?


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

Nup. Don't like it much though.


Adrian-Ronalds  said about 1 year ago:

He's kicking himself now, at the time of recording he could only afford to do it on mini disk........then managed to win almost 10 grand at the greyhounds on Tuesday night.


CaptainFez  said about 1 year ago:

do you know what it is JP?

Isn't it in a photo in an interview of him, here? I seem to remember it as a dictaphone.


__v  said about 1 year ago:

i remember he had a little porta-cassette thing that he used to play the names of songs off when he played solo

i thought JP was referring to an effects unit or something


FrankieTeardrop  said about 1 year ago:

It's just a walkman with a built-in speaker


Block  said about 1 year ago:

Tex Perkins used to use one of those in that duo with SPJ- Minced Meat, I think it was called.


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

Stu Thomas used my amp without asking, I feel awesome.


Adrian-Ronalds  said about 1 year ago:

people who look like that shouldn't do press photos


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

Fuck off, he's a fuck'n babe.


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

In his own words ''GAY''


Adrian-Ronalds  said about 1 year ago:

I don't care what your sexuality is, the middle guy looks like he's having a stroke


montyclift  said about 1 year ago:

playing it through headphones now. it's hurting my head. in a good way.


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Tracklisting
  • 1.   Turn Turn
  • 2.   Order Of Things
  • 3.   RQ1
  • 4.   Grand Unifying Theory I
  • 5.   Grand Unifying Theory 2
  • 6.   Pathological
  • 7.   Predate
  • 8.   Childhood Living
  • 9.   Kneel Down At The Altar Of Pop
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