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The First Dance

Bridezilla
The First Dance

14 Track, LP (2009, Inertia Recordings)
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It’s no coincidence that Kramer – the US producer, not the doofus from Seinfeld – has had a hand in two breakthrough releases this year: Leader Cheetah’s The Sunspot Letters and Bridezilla’s The First Dance. The knob-twirler behind such seminal slowcore acts as Galaxie 500 and Low has a siege-mentality approach to recording. He puts young bands in strange locales, restricts their access to the outside world and when the shit hits the fan – in the case of Bridezilla, starvation, synchronised menstruation, mild paralysis and Oolong tea dependencies – the sadistic fucker flicks the record switch.

Conceived in a barn alongside the Colo River in rural NSW, The First Dance is an album defined by its insularity. It cares little for real-world trends, moving along to its own fractured beat with scant regard for who’s actually listening in. At times the whole thing is so frustratingly impenetrable you feel like giving up and listening to something more immediate like The Black Lips instead. But be patient with this record – put it on in the background, listen to it while you jog or do the ironing – and it’ll burst open like the pomegranate still-life on the cover, revealing far more than the mundane exterior it initially presents.

Bridezilla, of course, are masters of the slow reveal. They emerged in 2006 as a high-school band lacking the clarity of vision to pull off their big ideas. They were oddities from the outset: a group of teenage girls with old-world names – Millie, Daisy, Pia May and Holiday – and a guy known plainly as Josh, eschewing the traditional rock format in favour of sax, violin, guitar, vocals and drums (in that order). It posed some early teething difficulties – at times they sounded like a mini-orchestra tuning up in the pits – but they’ve since found a way to make each instrument coexist.

The First Dance is all about the instrumental interplay between its players, and like the lone bachelor in a sharehouse full of women, drummer Josh Bush never lets bravado get in the way. He’s expressive, colourful, inventive, but never obtrusive or showy. On standout track ‘Beaches’, he effectively assigns himself to click track duty, letting Pia May Courtley’s guitar handle the rhythm and texture while he plays pick-up sticks on the snare.

Violinist Daisy Tulley and saxophonist Millie Hall are the conjoined twins of the bunch; two distinct personalities sharing a central brain. One moment they’re playing in unison, the next they’re dancing around each other intuitively. On ‘Soft Porn’, they play a neat little one-two in the verse, while ‘Forth And Fine’ showcases their classical sensibilities, conjouring images of maypoles and garden parties and picnics by the lake. Courtley is limited somewhat by ability, but plays to her (mostly rhythmic) strengths. Her breakthrough moment is on ‘Magnetic Arrest’ when she finally cuts loose with a cascading delay.

As for singer Holiday Carmen-Sparks, her place in this delicate ecosystem is not as obvious as you’d think. She’s a force to be reckoned with on stage, but her natural theatricality is curtailed somewhat by Kramer’s reverb-heavy hand. The effect is at turns intoxicating and ethereal. Like Mazzy Star’s Hope Sandoval or Broadcast’s Trish Keenan, her voice is a textural element, often heard at a distance; wistful, breathy and frustratingly out of reach. It works because she’s yet to develop as a lyricist (“Whisper in my ear/Hold me closer, my dear” is a typically syrupy example), but the flipside is that it puts Bridezilla in that class of band – from My Bloody Valentine to The Cocteau Twins – where vocals are just part of the overall musical picture.

To pull that off over 40 odd minutes and 14 tracks, requires a great deal more consistency than Bridezilla offer on The First Dance. Indeed for every triumph like ‘Beaches’, ‘Queen of Hearts’ or ‘Tailback’ – songs blessed with memorable hooks and atmosphere – there are downcast plodders such as The Walkmen-esque ‘Lottery Tickets’, ‘White Feather’ (not a Wolfmother cover) and closer ‘The Last Dance’, which wash over you without so much as an aftertaste. Overall, it’s an engaging and mostly excellent first outing, but if Bridezilla are going to take that next step – and they certainly have the raw materials to do so – they’ll have to get that balance between melody and texture right.

Of course, it’s not perfect. The first dance never is.

by Darren Levin

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Your Comments

whatwhat  said about 2 months ago:

ooh goody. still need to hear this.


ivans  said about 2 months ago:

great review


Ash-showoff  said about 2 months ago:

Did anyone see them yesterday at Triple R? SO SO good!
Oh how they've come of age!


JRB  said about 2 months ago:

Good band but, sorry to be a downer, a very dissapointing album. Didn't grab me at all.


Ash-showoff  said about 2 months ago:

they’ll have to get that balance between melody and texture right.

This comes out a little more live, I reckon.

Such a good review Darren!


MichaelDudikoff  said about 2 months ago:

No, that's how I feel too JRB. Excellent review, however.


Ash-showoff  said about 2 months ago:

JRB.
I think I remember you posting something about it being a grower... So it never took hold of you huh?

Seeing / and hearing the new tunes live kinda forced me to re-visit the LP.


Cooperative Music  said about 2 months ago:

well, i'm going to get them drunk before the show tomorrow so you can expect them to be less restrained...


Goal attack  said about 2 months ago:

Had a listen to some of this, it's an awesome aesthetic, great songs, general all round goodness.


JRB  said about 2 months ago:

JRB. I think I remember you posting something about it being a grower... So it never took hold of you huh?

Did I? I can't remember. I might've. The album threatens to be a grower what with good tunes and all but I've really tried to like the damn thing but it just doesn't work. I dunno, it sounds too genera-indie for my ears. It sounds like they've tried to make the album sound (sonically that is) as inoffensive as possible so that it can get more airplay.

I dunno. I might try listening while drunk.


Ash-showoff  said about 2 months ago:

Were you there yesterday C-Music? I noticed the band were drinking beer and champaign - did you have anything to do with these?

They did loosen up in the encore, Hmmmmmm. You're evil plan could be working.


Cooperative Music  said about 2 months ago:

yeah, I was there.
I think the loosening up was more to do with the ''On Air'' light going off before the encore than anything else.

And the cheeky bucket bong.


Ash-showoff  said about 2 months ago:

Ha ha. Nice.


MichaelDudikoff  said about 2 months ago:

Bit gutted I missed all this Melbourne goodness. NSC show was a killer line-up.

Busy week, unfortunately.


Ash-showoff  said about 2 months ago:

I think it's tomorrow night... YOU CAN DO IT!


annehelena  said about 2 months ago:

Darren and I shared almost the exact same views on this record (it was quite spooky, actually). I completely agree that it is a grower.

I hated it on the first few listens. Now I think it's amazing.


MichaelDudikoff  said about 2 months ago:

This is the genius of Levin. His review is a broad church where I reside, albeit tending towards a less enthusiastic response to the record, and you do too anne.

PS - I still hope that it will all click for me. I think, in the end, I just wish they'd lopped off the four tracks I think are shit and made a classic.

STONE COLD


NiteShok  said about 2 months ago:

I listened to this while walking across Brisbane and couldn't remember a bar once it finished. Needs more time.


shaun  said about 2 months ago:

PS - I still hope that it will all click for me. I think, in the end, I just wish they'd lopped off the four tracks I think are shit and made a classic.

How much time are you willing to give it though? Like, more than half-a-dozen listens? At what point do you throw the towel in and realise it's probably just a shitty album?

Half-a-dozen listens is well enough, in my opinion. For a pop record.


chrisj  said about 2 months ago:

this is my favourite australian record of its kind this year.


Cooperative Music  said about 2 months ago:

Final bump for tonight's show...

Margins at 9.
Mick Turner at 10.10.
Bridezilla 11.20


shhh  said about 2 months ago:

i saw them at rrr on wednes and was quite blown away

and yeah, agree that levin's review is a good one - interesting that most of the reference points you mention came to my mind during their performance


whatwhat  said about 2 months ago:

listened to it twice now.

when i saw that it was 14 tracks i was a bit worried; thought it might overstay its welcome. but they've done it really well. very tasty indeed.


ivans  said about 2 months ago:

i hate the way it's produced. so monotone.


timmydodgers  said about 2 months ago:

so if an album isn't good after 6 listens it's shit?


Cooperative Music  said about 1 month ago:

there's a free download of a special xmas track at dancewithbridezilla.blogspot.com for those who are inclined


Cooperative Music  said about 1 month ago:

only joking.
it's from here... http://www.dancewithbridezilla.blogspot.com/


Cooperative Music  said about 1 month ago:

fuck it.
cut and paste.


MichaelDudikoff  said about 1 month ago:

[http://www.dancewithbridezilla.blogspot.com](Download the goodness !)


MichaelDudikoff  said about 1 month ago:

(http://www.dancewithbridezilla.blogspot.com)[JESUS H LORD DOWNLOAD THE GOODNESS]


MichaelDudikoff  said about 1 month ago:

Ok. I am about to crack. I had just a moment of withering self-assessment AND NOW I CAN'T LINK ANYMORE.

POSTAL


Block  said about 1 month ago:

[http://www.dancewithbridezilla.blogspot.com](This should do it.)


hyperfuzz  said about 1 month ago:


MichaelDudikoff  said about 1 month ago:

Just don't catch the 'Can't file copy until 18 weeks too late' disease.

I have that bad and it's going to kill jose. Or he'll kill me.

Either way, bad disease.


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Tracklisting
  • 1.   Lunar Eclipse
  • 2.   Beaches
  • 3.   Queen of Hearts
  • 4.   Speaking to Soft Toys
  • 5.   Tailback
  • 6.   Shipping Man
  • 7.   Heart You Hold
  • 8.   Soft Porn
  • 9.   Magnetic Arrest
  • 10.   Lottery Tickets
  • 11.   Western Front
  • 12.   Forth & Fine
  • 13.   White Feather
  • 14.   The Last Dance
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