GaffeVanSant

I got bigg topp by the raunch hands, and I really like it. it makes me wanna dance, and bloody hell I'm a good dancer. 5 stars all round.

well that's a thorny one. what are the kids like?

I haven't tried this but I do like whistling.

what are you thinking about blowing the whistle about? maybe you should share a few anecdotes and then people will be in a better position to give their opinion on whether you should blow the whistle or not.

maybe I would blow the whistle if there was something really dodgy happening, and it was someone I didnt like doing it, and that person never gave me any of the benefits of whatever dodgy things they were doing, the cunt.

who would you blow the whistle to?

righto, let's start the bidding for these tickets.

I offer a slab of light stubbies. cans if you insist, but they will not be cold.

hmm yes whisky sour is a good one, and so is an irish coffee made by someone else.

tequila and chartreuse with lotsa ice.

sure, if I had the afternoon off.

it's poor man's watermelon. I don't go near it.

coz, a woman got to use what she got to get just what she wants, hey.

I like hotpants.

thank you, mentalist. if only goldbuttons could be as helpful as you.