rigid

''i've seen ya, you come tearin' in here as fast as you like. you're gonna kill someone.''

''shut up you old cunt. go back inside. go on get fucked you old greek cunt. fuck off.''

i initially just replied to the confirmation email, then sam stepped in. sam is a dude by the way. a total dude. he sent me a photo of his foot. what does that mean?

eat steak pizza. win win.

i'm not sure there's any medical reason why an intensely paranoid schizophrenic with sub normal intelligence can't be a crack shot.

can't you use white pages or google like the rest of us?

almost everywhere in collingwood/fitzroy/abbotsford area is booked out. if you're leaving it in storage for a while just go for the cheapest place. fry's in footscray is cheap ($100/month for 13 cubic metres) and has plenty of room available.

support your local scene, but only if it's any good

they loaded a new look this morning. light blue and mute grey. ugh. switched straight back.

not by a long shot. sorry.

you're interstate aren't you, saucyjack? you contact the band either via our myspace, our label's myspace, or write me or ubu a pm. we'll ask for your address and payment. when we receive payment we'll mail you a t-shirt. it's really quite simple.

what do you mean? we have some. want one? get in touch.