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Surely you can't write with a straight face about the Applecore backyard missing out on being listed in the Herald Sun as one of Melbourne's top venues.

How about poo songs? Or only piss ones?

The Parkspew's no worse than other pubs, I guess. I just feel sad and empty inside whenever I walk past and see the clientele sitting on the verandah.

Thanks for the suggestions, Old Bar might be the go.

An equally original wag also suggested this on the inthemix forums.

Can anyone please suggest anywhere in Melb CBD or inner suburbs that will be serving alcohol on Good Friday?

I heard the Parkview is, but I have never been there and would like to keep things that way.

Sorry if this has already been covered in some other thread; I searched but couldn't find anything.

Very funny story.

Is Matt's fly undone in his moment of stadium rock exultation?

I thought 'Papa Was A Rolling Stone' went, ''And when he died, all he left us was a loan.''

I felt it was very unjust for the family to have to pay off the dad's debts.

I guess I was mainly surprised that people who spend so much time on the internet wouldn't have come across this already, seeing as the first entry is from 2003 and the last one from 2007.

If you like taste-tests of weird foods, check out The Onion AV Club's taste tests.

I can't believe it has taken you all these years to discover Steve, Don't Eat It! It hasn't been updated since 2007.

Took a while to get the regulars out of Percy's...

Ha! That reminds me of a friend of mine who worked at an RSL that burnt down. Apparently the regulars were still determinedly playing the pokies while the place filled with smoke.

What was the extent of the damage, muddeath? All the stock would be ruined by water that wasn't ruined by smoke or fire, right?