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I saw her running face first into the wall repeatedly while trying to get through the toilet doorway. Bad aim or something haha

I'm 26 but I can only answer the last one- only because I've always wanted to do the same thing since I was about 5.

PUSS! IN! BOOTS! PUSS! IN! BOOTS! YESSSS!

fight! fight! fight!

I was talking to someone in another band the other day about practicing etc.

Her: ''Oh yeah we have this crazy neighbour guy who hates us practicing! He stands behind his screen door and swears at us and today he walked right out in front of us and smashed a dinner plate on the footpath!''

Me: ''Thats nothing! We used to live/practice in this house and the neighbour there hated us practicing so much that he used to throw bricks on our roof, and then one time he set fire to our front yard!......Hey, so where do you live?''

Her: ''On___ Road in Suburb X''

Me: ''Holy shit! Thats where I used to live! Across the road from the McDonalds??''

Her: ''Crap! YES''

Me: ''Does he have a terry toweling hat and a little dog?''

Her: ''OH MY GOD''

Dear Foodworks,

Please grow some legs and walk on down to my place. Please? Its only 100 meters away and I'm tired and hungry and I've run out of cookies.

Celeste x

If you're ever in a small town where a lot of bogans live, you should check out their bargain bins. They only want to buy Eminem, Sneaky Sound System etc. and all the good stuff goes on Sale. I used to live in Mt Gambier in SA and I got a so much awesome stuff for like $5 for example: Portishead Live Magic Dirt- Friends in Danger Björk Volumen DVD Dancer in The Dark DVD Air- Moon Safari Peaches- Fatherfucker Nick Cave- No More Shall We Part PJ Harvey- To Bring You My Love

You know what else is good- Tigerbalm

yeah AlterEgo- go for a good one. im thinking of getting one from the dentist because mine makes my teeth/gums hurt really bad.

Mine cost about $100 but apparently thats cheap and youve got to pay for all the appointments so they can tell you that you need one... i got mine from my chiropractor