Evil Jon

Kenny, I think you're forgetting that modern paleontology has all but confirmed that the T-Rex was primarily a scavenger and thusly ineffective in battles with giant squid.

Burma is a real place!?

Jose: No.

turbonegro

public enemy

talking heads

robocop soundtrack

This is bullshit. It's a landmark. I'm appalled that anyone would even be halfway ok with this.

I was going to write something about poop but then I read Frank's post.

I heard you fired a kid that worked at your store for downloading a bunch of kiddie porn on your work computer. True?

When is the show up and die video tape coming out?

Why would you cheat on Keil? He's really good looking and I hear he has a gigantic dick. Explain.

Do you remember, circa 98-99, kicking some kid who fell down in the pit at a Cuad house show? Did you know that kid or were you just being really mean?

When did you start going to shows and hanging out in the Vegas scene. It seems like you came out of nowhere and captured all our hearts in an instant.