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Cutting the lunch of Socialists however, is fucking hilarious and I do that whenever I can.

hahahaha....ok you made me laff. I'm off now.

BADALEX, if you're crew consist of the dweebs in your gay youtube films, then i doubt they are anywhere near as cool as my crew. And I bet you cut your dweeb mate's lunch all the time, coz really, you're a bit of a cunt :-)

he's only into 3somes with shoesnosocks...

you luck out Matt..

what the fuck is this thread about?

Matt, get a job. Things will get better from that point on.

BA do you have a crew or are you just han solo? If you do have a crew, can I hang with them? I reckon it'd be RAD FUN!!

whilst this is not technically a lunch cutter story, it is stupid enough for a friday arvo. me and a mate were at this warehouse party in brunswick the other week and everyone was high and it was a sik party. i hooked up with this blond, then my mate hooked up with her, and we thought at least one of us would take her home and fix her up. then at the end of the night she went home with these 2 twenty year olds and banged them instead. then she wanted to hang with our crew, and we said she could if she rectified the wrongs of that night and slept with either one of us, or both of us. she's still contemplating the offer. our crew is pretty rad.

BADALEX - I just read World War Z, about a Zombie infestation on earth and how each country deals with it - lotsa geopolitical themes. have you read this? And do you think it is one of the better books in the Zombie genre?

hmmmm....not a lot of stories here. witty banter = boring.

You're working a bird/dude all night, you're ''mate/friend'' comes up, cuts in and won't leave until he/she's either pulled the bird/dude, or fucked up your chance with her/him. Lunch cutters are fuckers!!! The end.

Post your best lunch cutter story (either as a cutter, or having it cut) here!