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Hey Modi,

Do they have Heigh's chocolates in Melbourne?

Hey Modi,

Does Jelqing work?

shhhhhhhhhhard uppp!

This Wednesday! Coming up a mo fo!

I reckon you're a funny cunt, Modi. Your laugh makes me laugh. I hope one day my laugh makes someone else laugh. Then the laugh chain will connect the whole world. Until we're all just laughing like a bunch of loons.

my boss tried to seriously convince me & explain to me why it takes 3 schooners of water to make 1 schooner of beer. i kinda nodded but y'know...it's bullshit.

How much water does it take then, columbo?

Hey Modi,

My left ear really fuckin' hurts

Oh really?

should I die now?

answer me, modi

Modi,

What about protam? Can you please tell me about protam