Melody

Urgh, I should read before I post.

He = postman Mixtape person = PM me for my proper address and phone number Brain = dead

Hey, to the person sending mine to South Korea, I have to update my address. Of course you have to include a phone number on the envelope in case he can't find the building. In a country of no official street names.

Also, Tinyman, yours is on the way!!

Trufax, decentralising.

This show is great except it makes me come out in a Welsh accent. Ga-vin n Ste-cie.

Hey _v, I always thought Sydney was a little expensive/inconvenient and now I've moved away. I'm a bit scared to go back. $4 for a coffee? $15 for breakfast? $90 a month for pretty shit Internet?

[The Veterinarian fails to resuscitate a hamster.] Homer: Hey, you did the best you could. Veterinarian: I love animals. I've spent my life saving them and they can never thank me. Well, the parrots can.

Dear USC,

I'm totally going to ask you out this week, and you're going to say no, because you're unattainable.

I'm still going to do it though.

Speak soon, Mel

No way m_m! Where!! The Courthouse and Zanzi?? Maybe it's because it's been cold. Hehe.

I still giggle over the couple going for it in Camperdown park. It might have been new years day and early, but there were many people around.

I saw Josh Flinn getting coffees this morning in Surry Hills. He might be model mentor/coffee bitch of ANTM.

I saw it in the UK last year. Quite funny. I saw one of them in a bar in Soho too.

It's quite ironic because they have old fashioned values for girls, but go to bars to pick up floozies.

Yes, the indian prince is my favorite too!