yourlover

the artificial sheep's vagina is for collecting semen.

and for ugly rams who can't pick up.

I know the man who invented the artificial sheep vagina.

is that cheating?

peaks, troughs, swings, roundabouts, sixes, half dozens, chalk, cheese, apples, oranges and now I have a slight cold.

FUCK UP SOOK!

haught and heavy

daryl's a self-confessed cunt, you were right to dickhead him.

1. gemini

2. italy

3. finding nemo

4. all require a sitting position

5. nina and pinta

6. a man in brussels

7. fish roe

8. stigma

9. rolf harris

10. slugs (or snips or frogs) and snails and puppy-dogs' tails

seems like the thin end of the wedge to me...

hmmm, isnt tui approaching mid-strength though???

MID-STRENGTH!!!!

hmmm....

I dont reckon tasman is that bad. depends if you're tough or not, I suppose. those with a penchant for girly, jangly music like midlake probably couldnt hack it.

I think boags draught was $35, and that coles/bilo usually have cheap hollandia and bavaria as well, which even the most feminine, frilly underpants-wearing weiner schnitzel would enjoy drinking.