TheRussianBrides

Us.

If my assignments are done this will be my gig going experience for CAR REGO MONTH.

Sounds great.

I WANTS ONE.

Me: Hello?

Him: Oi, I got your number from my girl's phone. You go near her again I'm gunna get ya. I know where you live.

Me: (Not convinced, but slightly cautious) Who's your girl?

H: You know fuckwit! I'll get ya!

Goes around in circles a bit, in the end he hung up. Either it was a poorly thought out prank, or he fucked up. More interesting to hear than to write.

I love the "you're only here once" logic.

YOU'RE STILL GAMBLING!

She was greedy.

Did anyone see that woman a few weeks ago who was up to $35,000 or something, then ended up with 50c?

Awesome!

What a waste.

Getting healthy - Stage One: preparation. For this you will need: one room which you will not leave; one mattress; tomato soup, ten tins of; mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold; ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of; Magnesia, Milk of, one bottle; paracetamol; mouth wash; vitamins; mineral water; Lucozade; pornography; one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus; one television; and one bottle of Valium, which I have already procured, from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, also a drug addict.

I saw him 3 or 4 years ago, brilliant.

Saw him last year, boring.