Inactivist

Understood if it's trouble, but I'd love to get in on this porklava if possible.

OH! I thought I expressed interest in this last DDC. But I was non-commital. Any slots left for a hungry Melburnian?

Shit, that's right, u/u. I've fucken interviewed him, in person on camera, for 20 minutes as well. I should be able to remember this shit. Incredible drummer, though. Saw them at Laneway and Golden Plains. Incredible. Not credible.

Oh yeah.

Haven't heard much recorded but these guys are stellar live. Especially the nutso drummer. I think it's the non-brother Dave.

I hope you're not going for the beer. There are, uh, pubs for that. Actually, fuck it, the Old Bar should offer free haircuts with every beer.

Favourite reader comment:

''I took my son to Cypress hill, it was great, they were singing hits from the bong. And you could smell the dope burning. Luckily he is only 5 and didn't get the meaning. I would like them to have more kids/toddlers songs!!''

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That wasn't a final, filts.

I've met up with a handful of chats in the last week, but I didn't think anyone would be interested.

Not anymore. Liquor licensing nabbed him. He's now offering a dim sim with a trim.

I know.

Now that I'm working at one of these magazines (temporarily), I shall give you an insight into the questions the psychics are asked. To wit:

''When my daughter Krystle was flown to hospital in Perth during her labour, we were told that she and the baby were unlikely to make it. I said a prayer while I was stroking Krystle’s head and got an overwhelming feeling of love and peace. Does Krystle have an angel watching over her and her daughter as I believe she does?''

The answer, of course, is no.