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Lilocat!

No, I was home with a cold.

Lilocat:

The streaming audio is unmetered for me. yay.

But this week the IT guy at work blocked it. Not yay.

Short answer: 27 to 66. Surely you can find someone you like in that range?

You are 40 (for the sake of argument).

Your younger limit = half of 40 + 7 = 27.

For you to be at someone's younger limit,

Younger limit = half of x + 7 = 40. X is 66.

Nice shot of the back of my head. Miss Jane's as well.

She was not hot and the the band was good. Actually it was Black Francis at The Forum, and there was no way I was going to miss that for anything.

The ''she doesn't have to know'' bit cracked me up. Who would persist with that line when it seems obvious that her target is already attached? What drugs would make someone do that? I never want to take them.

This happened to me recently. Only it was at a gig, so everything was shouted.

I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.

What?

I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.

Ummm

LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND FUCK.

No, I just want to see the band.

ARE YOU GAY?

(I shake head and point to female companion standing just the other side of me.)

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW, LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND FUCK AFTER THIS SONG.

There was a whole lot more shouting, but I forget the rest. I'm not sure of the correct responses here. What does the etiquette book say to do in these circumstances?

Worth catching this Kubrick film if you haven't seen it before.

For some inexplicable reason, I find myself intrigued by plots that involve an evil computer.

''Open the pod-bay door, HAL.''