BADALEX

The fact that no cunts are drinking tonight!

Fan-Yen motherfuckers....tonight is CLEARLY a night for boozing.

Stupid fucking whores....

''Bweh bweh bweh, I can't drink tonight Alex, I have work in the morning.''

Fucking sooks the lot of them.

What? Go suck a dikdik dikdikdik you motherfucker knobwrench cockneck cunt.

Nah, he's all like ''Fuck that! They didn't have the tech crap so they just filled it with vodka and hot party bitches! Awesome!''

Nah, he's all good. He's like ''Fuck! The Russians think my shit is ace! Look how fucking ace I am! Hah! I'm fucking AWESOME!'' and shit like that and so on.

Lovely- Maybe if you weren't such a stupid fucking whore, you wouldn't be such a stupid fucking whore.

Oh well.

Fuck you and everything you syphilitic slut.

Huh? I thought the B1 was a copy of it. Oh well. Who cares anyway?

What? I'm not even doing a fucking conference paper!

Fuck off inacitivist, be damned if I'm going to do a paper that doesn't exist...

Hrmmm. I tried that. It didn't work.

Then I punched the door frame and said ''STOP FUCKING WITH ME.''

Then she left.

Lesson learned, being fair with fuckwits doesn't work.

Well, I don't suck any cocks at all.

However, I don't see this as a problem.

Clearly. I sort of just say ''Hey, why don't we both work on the book together?''

Or I just stab.

Depends on my mood really.