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got 10 mins in. turned it off. luxury comedy my arse!

I stopped a car-jacking once, and as i was grappling with the jerk, the victim just drove off and left me with it. Jerks.

I once stopped a gang-fight thing in a club in Adelaide, and ended up getting punched in the face at least 5 times. Thanks to Coopers, i didn't really feel it. The dude i helped didn't hang around to help me. Jerks.

I once helped a guy who's phone had been stolen by 2 other guys. We chased after them, one guy got away, the other guy I tackled to the ground (while he was holding a fence picket). We forced him to find the phone that he had thrown away, then got him arrested. Had to go to court as a witness. The little cunt didn't show. Waste of a fucking day. Jerk.

I,I,I. Jerk, Jerk, Jerk.

pretty easy to improve from where he was though.

While you are here, Hyper, what do the Tiges need to do by end of season to retain Hardwick? What is a pass-mark for him?

i used to think Jake Push-Up King was a cockhead, now i just realise he's a lucky bastard who is riding his wave of 'success' as long as he can.

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Positive things -

Yuck - really liked them, but I was hoping they'd be louder (they were loud enough compared to everyone else).
Cults - I knew i'd like them, but it was a great set.
No real queues - Laneway do the food, booze, and toilets pretty damn well.
Incidentals - water filling, sunscreen, etc were all available and well provided for generally.

One other negative in Melbourne was the proximity of the young turks dj stage to the something something stage. There was a lot of sound bleeding across during, say, The Drums. That poor dickhead in the tree would have only been hearing bad beats the whole time.

Blacklight in m83 thread : Interesting M83 show tonight. Teenage Mothers nearly burnt the house down - literally. One of their sparklers fell into the foldback wedge and set the speaker on fire. Fortunately it was put out before the gig had to be stopped.

I'm sure it is all M83's fault. Intolerant pricks.

Parkrun article in Fairfax papers!

expect the numbers to double in the near future!

it's overdubbed. Paul Salmon or Johnny Platten don't sound like that.

I like the edit with Dermie saying ''Fuck'' that they mixed in.

that kid with the clapping hat in sydney is pretty special too.

that video is both disgusting and awesome at the same time.