Violet

In year 12 someone used a black perm marker to go over all the text in the chapter relevant to our CAT. You could always try that, Fe, if this person steps it up. It would mean taking a side step into evil fuckwit territory, though.

Oh come on. I think it's pretty clear this was said in jest and that she recalled it because she also needs it.

fethehellcat said 2 minutes ago: And left them there, standing un-budged in their tracks

That sounds like where it will end.

Yes, although clearly the north-going zax was in the right.

Fuck off inacitivist, be damned if I'm going to do a paper that doesn't exist...

That is logic that cannot be argued with.

But where will it end, Fe? WHERE WILL IT END? I think you need to pause and reflect on this lesson from Doctor Seuss:

One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Zax
And a South-Going Zax.

And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.

''Look here, now!'' the North-Going Zax said, ''I say!
You are blocking my path. You are right in my way.
I'm a North-Going Zax and I always go north.
Get out of my way, now, and let me go forth!''

''Who's in whose way?'' snapped the South-Going Zax.
''I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you're in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove.''

Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride.
''I never,'' he said, ''take a step to one side.
And I'll prove to you that I won't change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!''

''And I'll prove to YOU,'' yelled the South-Going Zax,
''That I can stand here in the prairie of Prax
For fifty-nine years! For I live by a rule
That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School.
Never budge! That's my rule. Never budge in the least!
Not an inch to the west! Not an inch to the east!
I'll stay here, not budging! I can and I will
If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!''

Well...

Of course the world didn't stand still. The world grew.
In a couple of years, the new highway came through
And they built it right over those two stubborn Zax
And left them there, standing un-budged in their tracks

''shut your damper hole'', ''I'm used to dingos not duchesses''.

How the hell does that sort of dialogue get through? That's dreadful.

Hahaha. What if they recall it AGAIN?

I'm with you modi. Give me a cheese platter over a dessert any day. The best cheese ever is this cheese it costs a fucking fortune and is 75% fat but if you save it for only at Christmas then it's okay.

Oh, I am totally going to make a chocolate ripple cake! Piece of piss and really good if you put blueberries in it.

That's no good. That is a blight on your rental history.