wow. my family just gets drunk and eats a lot and opens presents. our christmas seems boring.

Dear next week,

come quickly please. and please make everything better.

And this week, let's just get through it as calmly and effectively as we can.

thanks.

me

plum pudding is awesome. making it is my job every year. and i love it.

also made the mince for the mince pies this year too, but mum made the pies themselves, she's the pastry queen.

Dear co-workers,

every time I have the misfortune of overhearing your lunch conversation it's about food, diets, the gym, your weight and how much you're planning to lose.

the narcissism is so intense it makes me ill. i'm glad i have one of you for kris kringle, you just won't know how to react to the charity gift you're getting.

xx

dear mum,

call me back! i'm curious about this house sit.

love,

2 daughter

counting down to moving day on friday. flatly refusing to wash the curtains as specified on the list from the agent.

i just can't wait til this is done.

apparently the forum show's sold out. ftw? where is this enormous fanbase coming from?

i've been known to fall asleep with my book on my face. if i get to the point where i'm that tired no book in the world's going to keep me awake.

dear elaine,

i like cats very much. my current housemate and i got a lovely ginger girl called missy earlier this year who sleeps with me most nights, but missy can't come with me to my parents' place. whereabouts are you looking?

thinks this might be more of a pm than a post

louis

i find reading works well. i tend to wake up in the small hours with my mind racing rather than having trouble getting to sleep.

reading helps to distract me from whatever i'm panicking about and the resultant panic about not sleeping and resets my brain so i can sleep again. don't just lie there tossing and turning.