brown maca

Fuck orf you silly mole...

Hahahahaha! Get fucked... Bruce is driving over Sydney Harbour Bridge one day in his ute when he sees his girlfriend Sheila just about to throw herself off the bridge into the water far below.
Bruce slams on the brakes & shouts "G'day Sheila! What the hell do you think you're doing?" 
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says "G'day Bruce - You got me pregnant & so now I'm gonna kill myself." 
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this and says "Sheila, not only are you a great root, but you're a real sport."

Pissa maate!

hhahahahahahahaha! This Kiwi got shipwrecked, ended up on a desert island, just him, a sheep and a dog. 
After a few weeks the sheep started looking pretty good, maate. He thought he wouldn't mind giving her a bit. 
Well he was a Kiwi. Anyway, every time he tried to have it off with the sheep, the dog would nip his bum, really hassle him, he was getting so frustrated. 
One day a gorgeous woman gets shipwrecked on the same island. After a week she came along to him and said, "If there's anything I can do for you, you just ask, after all, there's only you and me here, we both have our needs." 
The Kiwi thought about this for a while and then said, "Yup, thank's a mullyun, what about taking the bloody dog for a long walk so I can bonk this sheep in peace!" hahahahahahaha!

Me dog was just sitting in the middle of the lounge, licking his wanger, I couldn't believe it, I said to my missus, "I wish I could do that."
And she said, "Well he's pretty placid, if you give him a biscuit he'll probably let you!" hahahahahaha!

Fucken pissa!

Pissa maate!

fuck maate listen to thisonemaate I danced with one bird and I said to her, "What's your name love?" She said, "My name's Rose, I always wear Rose."
I danced with another one, "What's your name dear?" She said, "My name's Violet, I always wear Violet." 
I danced with this big, fat smelly shelia, I said, "oooooer, don't tell me.... your name's Fanny!"

I was dancing with this shelia, I had my shiny new gumboots on, I could look at the top of me gummies and see her knickers.
maate, I said, "Oooo you've got red knickers on." 
I danced with another shelia, I said, "You've got yellow knickers on." 
I danced with the third bird, she said, "You can't see my knickers, I haven't got any on!"
I said, maate "Thank Christ for that, I thought I'd ripped me gumboots!"

hahahaha! fucken pissa maate

Mrs mac and a choc milk

girls maate

makes her überfart maate