september

tokyo69 has soft feet. has anyone had a back massage from tokes where she uses her feet on you. it's heavenly.

oooh good idea mrsdevere. can you use vas? i've got a bottle of vas that's just sitting around doing nothing on my bedside table.

Modi said 57 minutes ago: Just use a cheese grater, it's about the same.

Incidentally, thanks for the nausea, thinking of you grating your feet just made me feel like vomiting.

we are all people, modi. people with feet.

go ahead fashionhayley.

tell me about me more about the pedegg.

my soles are looking a little rough but i don't think they're too far gone. it's no job for a pumice stone.

my old man has the softest soles i have ever come across. i asked him about it once. he says it's because he always wears socks. always.

i thought it was streuth.

so stop boasting.

you can only eat so much crayfish, haroldholt.

your dad knows the score, violet. i lose my shit over trifle every time.

the very first sponge cake i ever cooked (year 8) home economics was flat, dry and generally unappealing. my mum said, 'oh dear' when i brought it home. 'we can always use it for trifle.' fuck it was nice.

i am going to my brother's greek girlfriend's family for dinner. there will be lamb on a spit.

i saw this yesterday. i enjoyed it as much as if i'd spent those 3 hours with a cute but dumb boyfriend.

3 stars!!!

i can redeem myself. i'm going to take the paper's death notices out the back and ask if anyone has noticed how everyone is dying in alphabetical order these days.

yes, i look very professional today. the last thing anyone would expect from me is a joke.