september

rigid, a smoke alarm that beeped for 2 months didn't bother you. you are as far away from anxiety as the moon.

TheBastard said 8 minutes ago:

Wait! Michael is the king of pop, not rock...that's right

nah that's not right either. michael jackson is/was the peter pan of pop.

lennon just said the beatles were more popular than jesus. elvis was more like the second coming of christ.

actually i think elvis is more jesus like than anything. you know how people who suffer from mental illness sometimes suffer spiritual delusions and think they're jesus? well if all kids were forced to watch the 68 comeback special instead of having to sit through religious education in primary school, we'd have less instances of the unhinged convinced they were christ and more people thinking they were the king.

this is just a half baked theory.

elvis. there will never be another elvis.

series three is on iview now.

has anyone seen the film because it really does look like one to avoid. if only because it was written by the same guy who wrote death at a funeral.

woolfat?

it sounds like bullshit but my mate swears it's true so i think maybe the bartender was having a lend of him.

if your friend snort coke and then you drink their wee can you get wasted on that wee?

asking for a friend.

i don't know if this is true or not but my friend went overseas and he was in new orleans i think, maybe somewhere else in the states, and he was at a bar and the bartender said to him,

'australia? we had an australian in here not long ago. he said he was the australian michael jordan. wayne...wayne...wayne...carey?'

'the australian michael jordan? is that what he's calling himself?'

hmmm.