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Public Sex

Comment I Made 8 hours ago

gross? you mean like, 144? or 12X12? is it 144 (or 12X12) ways for a pathetic junkie to kill himself that you mean when you write gross? or 144mm of that last, fatal hit? which one? c'mon, sport...let us all know.


Heston Blumenthal

Discussion I Made 12 hours ago

fuck i hate this hairless insect. crawl back in to the primordial ooze, fool, and take your foodlike failmeals with you.


internet dating

Comment I Made 14 hours ago

ages ago i put a profile on some richies site in the US. got a hit recently. she's alright looking, with a fair set of jugs too. if i travel to Jersey, where she lives, and hook-up, she'd probably slip me a mickey and i'll come out of a groggy stupor face down on a bed of ice missing a spleen. temtping.


Public Sex

Comment I Made 14 hours ago

in the sandhills at Long Reef beach one sunny summer Sunday way, way back in the day. her boyfriend was out in the surf. she was supposed to be watching him, kinda cheering him on in a Puberty Blues-kinda supportive way. i never bought into all that boys in one corner near the BBQ & the girls in the other discussing babies shite. she couldn't resist me. ha-ha-ha!


Being Cheated On

Comment I Made 6 days ago

For retarded suggestions, you can't go past pheonixoxoxo's tosh, Marben. Jesus, what a dog rooting inbred! Why not justify murder, rape, theft, kidnapping, extortion and war crimes while we're at it? I mean, as long as the perpetrator of said crimes is 'happy' committing 'em well then, hey, it's all, like, ya know, cool.

Fucking pheonixoxoxo's myriad range of sexually transmitted diseases have, as his doctors no doubt warned him, entered into the third stage of delusion, illusion & associated brain damage.


Two Words That Describe Both PondRepellent & The Way UntoldAnimals' Hair Looks

Discussion I Made 10 days ago

Impossibly stupid.


Jesinta Campbell

Discussion I Made 15 days ago

Fuckin scrubber with a special needs head. Plus she's from Queensland. Bushpig.


Resigning

Comment I Made about 1 month ago

Here's the best way to resign:

approach your supervisor (preferably before an audience of your colleagues) and, as you strip down to your smalls, inform said supervisor that it's quittin' time.

Works better if you're a chick. And far better if you're forced to wear a uniform.

I've saw this happen at the Forestville RSL club back in the day. She was a hot chick as well, so I should also add that if you're a fatso boombah, write a letter of resignation instead.


Being Cheated On

Comment I Made about 1 month ago

there's been a couple of good suggestions, Marben, but you've left yourself wide open by running this serious situation by such a pack of infidels. regardless of whatever else you've done with and for her, you've shown the love in you heart for her is true. but the Golden rule of infidelity is that the one being cheated on should never (never-ever) find out about it. it doesn't make cheating right. cheating is revealing something that's so very intimate and private between two hearts to a third person. if it's not that it's just a kiss. or a fuck. maybe nothing serious for some, but it can play hideous tricks on the brain to others.


Hipster hilarity.

Comment I Made about 1 month ago

hipsters, like long-dead authors (dread term, 'authors' i.e., not 'long-dead) have been swallowed by the whale of their own manufactured adulation. and thank fuck, indeed, thank fucking, for that.

coolsie cunt.


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