missbhaviour

this is fucking sik

oh my god now fucking custard are on way to back up the fauves

i love this day

holy shit this is the best rage ever & the fauves havent even come on yet!!!

greg the fucking stop sign....

awesome

we have posted this on our website next to the peavey T40

This is his response to our reply email which you can find above XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx

dear anonymous

thank you for your reply firstly, the ''h'' is not silent my name is pronounced ''h****h'', the same way you would say the letter [i hope that makes sense]

the 10c enhancer pedal sounds appealing, i may purchase that [but more on that later]

yes, sydenham is a long way from frankston. but as i am a collector, i go to where the guitar is

my wife is not concerned with fashion she is concerned with music. she has been my manager and agent for the last 14years she is also a classically trained cello player who has recorded 5 solo albums and toured with the melbourne symphony as her 'backing band', the prague philharmonic, etc

she is also a defamation laywer who i had to try to convince to NOT take further legal action

sir, i am one of the few people in australian contempory rock and metal music who has made enough money to not have to work a day job again. my wife is one of the most famous and successful defamation laywers in the southern hemisphere [she is currentley being consulted by the murdoch staff and family regarding defamations etc regarding the 'news of the world' issue that has been in the news recentley] our combined net worth for the last financial year was $7.86m the accusations by your staff that we could not afford the guitar we wanted is insulting

yes i will accept your $20 voucher [actually, use it to buy that boss enhancer and postage costs]so i guess that'll make it about $15ish? please post the voucher and pedal to me [interestingly,my wife would've also liked one.but as you already decided she is more fashion than music.but if ya wanna send her one as well,that's ok

my postal address is blah blah blah

i thank you for your reply, but im concerned that you could not even sign it as a person there is no name at the bottom of your correspondance [hence my 'dear anonamous' comment at the start of my email] it comes across as very impersonal, and almost an 'automatic' reply

i await your prompt email reply

Actionralf said 1 hour ago: I'm 100% sure that somewhere along the lines, not sure when, this story has been fabricated. Whether it's the yuppie dude who can't afford the bass, all the way up to the top to missbhaviour.

I have made no changes to his email other than deleting his name, I can assure you this story is fabricated. The thing that gets me is the detail he has put into it........

what is inappropriate dress for guitar village?

no dress code as such, we do love to see costumes & most of the time a costumed customer will be rewarded with a hefty discount.

We do draw the line at any sort of DIY tracksuit with matching top & bottom especially if its in any shade of pastel. You will be asked to leave immediately.

Velodrone

I now know why. This fuckers got them all.

yeah totally its hilarious, although he must have doubles cause there isnt that many colors & they only made them for 8 or 9 years & I believe they were only distributed here for maybe 4 or 5 years so yeah he is sitting on the lot!!!

which bit do you retract? that guitar village are snot nosed idiots or just that the guy is the wacko not the snot nosed idiot sales assistant???

Im not really sure what this guy is after, because it gets better........

no simon_sez there was no work experience that week

after several more

''why havent you replied emails'' we sent him this

Dear Mr H****h.

How do you pronounce that? Is the H silent and it's pronounced 'A****h'

In any case, I am mortified at your account of the poor customer service you received at Guitar Village.

That's not what we're about. We are about totally sweet deals like 10 cent enhancer pedals with nothing wrong with them. We slip deals like this in every now and then as a reward to our loyal customers.

Sydenham is a long way to Frankston but I would like to soothe the slight by offering you a twenty dollar voucher at Guitar Village.

We would offer your wife a voucher too but she seems more concerned with fashion than music. We would also like you to physically point out the member of staff that treated you badly so we can sack him.

Regards

Guitar Village