Coz

What's in the middle? - The Bird and the Bee

Dear other co-worker,

Placing your hand on my thigh underneath the conference room table while we're in a meeting is not ok, pretty sure your wife would say the same thing.

Sexual harrasment! What a sleaze.

I thought she was talking about her live webcam show again. The baseball bat was awesome last week!

I'll hit your balls with a bat ghoti.

The only bad thing I can see about living with a chat is you couldn't post in the annoying housemate habits thread.

I'm hoping my new housemate won't give me a reason to!

Something will work out, Coz.

Yeah, I'm sure it will. I'm lucky that I haven't been evicted or anything so I can find a place at my leisure, but the real estate agents have just put up my rent and want me to sign another 12 month lease. No way. I've never particularly liked my current apartment, but I'm not $40pcm more for the displeasure of being tied down to it for another year.

if you don't take the meds are you more likely to get angry or horny? or angry and horny?

Yes, but not at my housemate - always at the man I'm dating. The guy I'm currently dating never gives me any reason to be angry with him though :)

I read the title as ''LIVE with Coz'' (as in, 'Monty Python LIVE at Hollywood Bowl').

Hence why I put it in ''classifieds.'' As I have no discernable talent whatsoever, a live show with me would be a flop.

Damn, 2 weeks ago I probably would have. But I live with another chat now.

Seems like I'm 2 weeks too late for everything - one of my best friends (who I've lived with before and would definitely live with again) got in a new housemate a couple of weeks ago, otherwise I could have gone there. Damn.

Bump for the daytime crowd.

I like the dude, but I can't say this was unexpected. He was always posting private details about other people. It's also conceivable that he'd just had enough of this place.

I'm looking for a sharehouse in Fitzroy North/Brunswick East, but will consider Fitzroy/Carlton/Carlton North/Brunswick/Parkville/Nth Melbourne/West Melbourne.

I'm employed full-time, reliable with rent, domesticated and sane (thanks to a well-managed schedule of psych meds). I want a biggish room in a place that must have a balcony or courtyard or garden (I live in a studio without a balcony at the moment, it drives me mad), hoping to pay around $800pcm but may be flexible a bit for the right room. Can bring TV/fridge/washing machine if needed, or just my sweet little self if not.

PM me to get in touch or email misscoz@gmail.com. Thanks.

what happycow is saying is that he's offering to pay the hosting bills from his pocket.

No, I think what he's saying is that he's pissed off that he's not one of the guys snorting coke off prossies on Hyundais.