thomasr

I'm just getting going. v busy.

making a ringtone from an existing song easy. Still works I think.

Fuck Butler- Altiyan is pure genius.

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Harmid Karzai

Expensive Car, Indie Sticker

I can't believe no one does the old ''ABUUUUUUUSE!'' call out the window.
Back in the day we had a range of insults designed to create confusion in the mind of the abused- and make it nigh on impossible to retell the story without collapsing into a ''Who's on first'' malaise.
Examples include ''Random insult'', ''Something about your clothes'' and so on...

Said the worst journalist in Australia (*actual voting rigged by Edelsten, G)

Christ I love clowns like Bowwow ''Oh I went overseas on a Contiki tour and it was cheaper, Jeez Australia sucks..''
Did you read the barber's response? It takes 30 minutes- so $33 is spot on. Try getting 30 minutes in a women's salon for $33 and see how far you get.
And your knowledge of shaving is next to zero- if someone has a face like a badly made pizza, then using a straight razor is only going to result in a horror film result. So take your bullshit attitude and fuck off back to Europe.

Where the hell is Mathieson? I want to know how the hell he gave Nevermind 4 1/2 stars? What album did he give 5 stars to in the 90s? Pearl Jam?

an occasional lurky poster

In The Metro circa '90, a friend and I were so smashed (drinking back at his place and then going there early before they charged- CHEAPSKATES!) by 8pm he was looking really wobbly.
We were just standing there when Yoges started to spew slowly enough to catch it. I rushed him into the toilets and he brought up the day's takings. When he was done, he slumped next to the toilet, while I slumped on the closed lid blink we wake up and it's now 3am. Cozy 5 hour sleep in the dunnies at the Metro.