fethehellcat

I hope Hugh says ''Stone the flamin' crows'' at least once.

The whole recalling war thing is something that happens all the time. I could have been a cunt and just renewed it, and then the student wouldn't have got it at all. Post grads are always fighting over the same books, I was merely trying to make a joke about it.

I haven't ever done anything like that though Violet. Although I did once get a book out with notes in the margins, under which another person had written 'that's not the argument at all, fuckhead'. That was pretty funny.

I had it out for a fortnight.

Why is this bothering you? Do you need a hug?

I thought it was streuth.

But isn't it a contraction? So I suppose s'truth would be correct, even if it looks a bit dumb.

That's very aggressive of you Incraptie. My paper is all written and I quite like it, actually. I just needed to get a few more quotes.

Also, if I had not met you, I would think that you were my Dad, posing as some dude from Melbourne, going online to tell me off for being a lazy rat bag.

And left them there, standing un-budged in their tracks

That sounds like where it will end.

Inactivist, are you telling me off?

Then it will be on Violet. It will be on.

You, Badalex, obviously do not understand Library Book War.

I can't stomach custard, it is a strange texture.

Someone recalled the book I needed to finish my conference paper. So I took it back and then RECALLED IT ON THEM. So now they will only get it for seven days. HA! I am an EVIL GENIUS.