TheCowWhisperer

Oh god. I can't believe I broke a years silence on here to continually comment on Short Stack. It feels weird.

(resumes lurking)

I remember the great Indecent Obsession VS New Kids On The Block fan wars that played out in the letters section of Smash Hits when I was a kidlet. They were fairly literate (although they may have had help from the editors, I dunno).

In conclusion...

flukazoid, I just wish I could find a way to easily go to my Twitter replies from July last year. Your mind would be fucking BLOWN. Nova FM in Perth interviewed me the night everything happened and referred to me as ''the most hated woman in Australia''. A badge I wore proudly!

I really liked how enlightened the ''go suck a dick! or vagina. whatever way you go'' insult sounded, though. Like, I might be an old bitch, but let's not accidentally hatecrime anyone!

Another young lady said to me ''''WHO CARE BOUT THEIR HAIRS? URS PROBS HAS ALL GRAY SHIT STICKIN OUT OF IT''

No wonder I can't get a husband! Or wife. Whatever way I go.

I think you're nice too, Actionralf. Thanks for being so understanding about my hair.

Short Stack fans are amazing, devoted, and illiterate. When I wrote about them on Defamer, I woke up the next day to find fifty messages like this waiting for me -

She was devoted too - came back the next day with even more compelling arguments!

You couldn't make it up. Good times!

... AND I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN!

Well played, M&N/''James'' Mathieson. Well played indeed.

She deleted her blog so it took some Googling but... BAM! There it is! Let's pretend we did it together.

Corner's still going, The East is still going - and we're gonna get better prizes soon too!

The Bride Stripped Bare made me want to vomit blood. I was actually furious I received it as a gift and threw it around the room angrily many times during the reading process, but I still finished it because I can't bear to leave a book once I've started it.

Also, Jessica by Bryce Courtenay. My mother bought it for me many years ago for Christmas because I share a name with the title character. MISERABLE CUNTSVILLE.