phallic baldwin

• gonzales can't score weed
• has sook, kicks dickhead band from tour
• dickhead band scores free publicity
• JK huffs a 'nang and does a backflip

LOL

Fuck, I remember bands lending Mission Control complete backline for a gig only to find they were all able to bring along their skateboards and do kick flips at the fucking venue.

Thought i'd heard the last of this asshole. Pass us the nangs already.

Fucking twats.

It's really embarrassing these morons came from South Australia...

ha, read this a completely different way... sounds like somebody's got shit on the liver.

God. This is awful!

Just put something up about the metropolitan hotel mate, check it out on the classified boards.

Hey guys,

Just a call out - looking to play a decent local/interstate show in good old Adelaide?

Located on Grote Street, the Metropolitan is in the centre of Adelaide next to Her Majesty’s Theatre and opposite Adelaide Central Markets. Renovations have left the hotel with a traditional pub feel in a contemporary setting offering food, gaming, accommodation and entertainment.

We've had through our doors a whole host of international/national talent - including but not limited to... Vivian Girls (US), The Oh Sees (US), Kid Sam, Outouto, Naked On The Vague, Smudge, Pikelet, The UV Race, Useless Children, Royal Headache, Dead Letter Chorus, Seagull, Henry Wagons, Batrider, The Ancients, Sienna Lee, Fabulous Diamonds, Two Hours Traffic (Can), Flying Scribble, Dick Diver, Seja, Scott and Charlene's Wedding, Tiger Choir, Mother and Father, Alps, NO ZU, We All Want To, Pink Reason (US), Paul Kidney Experience, Princess 1.5, Kitchen's Floor, Bitch Prefect, Hit The Jackpot, Bed Wettin' Bad Boys, Bare Grillz, Fire! Santa Rosa, Fire!, No Through Road, Steering By Stars plus many, many more!

Negotiable accomodation rates apply for bands. Feel free to check us out at the following:

http://www.hotelmetro.com.au

On facebook: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=35199691026

for artist booking inquiries e-mail Matt @ matthayward.management@gmail.com

Wow, i'm surprised Cut Copy warrant even four paragraphs. Bit meh.

Classic tism. Absolutely brilliant.

Finally a reason for getting up in the morning...

Everyone from Melbourne should give themselves a big pat on the back for being from Melbourne.