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i had give an official written statement at the cop shop last year regarding a person violating their restraining orders. the cop transcribed what i had to say about the incident then he went to make himself a coffee and told me to look over what he typed up to make sure it's all fact, etc.

i've never seen so many spelling mistakes in my life. the guy's writing actually made him out to be a total illiterate retard. seriously, a six year-old with downs could have constructed a better page of writing. i had to re-write the whole thing. this was a senior officer.

cops pulled up beside me the other night while i was walking home, asked me what i was doing. i just ignored them. it was 4AM, i was covered in beer-soaked clothes, falling asleep standing up, way out in the suburbs and speaking very loudly to my friend on the phone to make sure the door is open. guess where i was going. nothing happened, they just followed me for a couple of blocks and fucked off. maybe they were concerned for my safety? or they were just bored? bet i looked good on the dashboard camera anyway...

will you pipe down jerry, i'm trying to pull a quick one off before i have to go to work

Mark Prindle dabbled in some music, right?

holy shit. i used to always read terrorizer! i've got one or two of their CD comps with a bunch of unsigned bands from the UK. i remember really like Cry Debris for some reason. and that other band.. Chug? something ridiculous but whatever - the ed. described their 1.30min song as just a recording of a car crash. still remember it was a pretty good song.

i need to know about striborg breakdancing. i... just need to see it.

i don't see the whole fuss about jerry. i'm just glad he hasn't been talking about daniel johnston lately, or when i've seen him on stage.

thank fuck

THIRTY PACK?!!

having a wank

you can't trust your fellow, brisbane-residing musicians on your own work, jerry. nobody wants to cause a stir and maybe be kicked off a support slot or whatever; generally, musicians won't bad-mouth other musicians. i thought that was common knowledge?

shaun, that's a sad fact that i think about every day

oh god shut up daz