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Tonight of all nights is a great opportunity to get down to the Birmingham, see a rad band and meet lovely people. Everyones a winner, babe, thats no lie.

Have you ever seen a man in a monkey suit singing nutbush city limits? Neither have I, but this could be the chance because...

The fabulous WISEFLYS play at the Birmingham tonight and it will be nothing short of a spectacular.

Well Morris, tonight could be your lucky night!

The WISEFLYS will be doing a classic array of tunes such as ''shit on my dick'' and ''A is for apple'' Waltz on down to the birmingham tonight and dont forget to bring money, condoms and a positive attitude! Smiles will be provided.

The best thing for you to do tonight is go to the Birmingham. You will not regret it because it will be amazing.

The WISEFLYS will make your beer taste like lemons, good lemons.

The Wiseflys play the Birmingham! it will be the best thing you have seen all year. I promise.

WISEFLYS!!!!! Play the Birmingham tonight, it is going to be dirtier than the BP oil spill. GET DOWN!