Lozenge

Scallops by The Herd

....just watched this for the first time in 10 years. It's a lot more likeable than I remembered.

At least its funny.

...yeah the above article is a ripper but Australian hip-hop still sucks. Now where's my 250 bucks for my incisive contributions?

Remember that?

A group called Cranky.

I quite liked that one.

What about....

''Ostraya! ...don't become America! ...40,000 beers won't change 40,000 years''....

dang...

I have nothing to add but this....

''Like a $3.40 bag of fresh hip hop from your local fish n' chip shop... AH Scallops! ...with dollops of flavour on top''

What would be a catalyst for you to give up though??

If I started bleeding from the ears after drinking a short black.

...naaah, McCartney was the one who was doin' Little Richard impersonations

John wanted to be Elvis

I could never give up coffee.... NEVAAAR!

Inspired by those bloody ads....

...so imagine meeting a less chattier version of yourself - that is, the person you'd be had you never discovered Mess+Noise.

What would be different?