Jody Macgregor

I'd rather believe it was rigged than the judges are batshit insane enough to give the award to one of the legion of ingenue Bjork clones whose voice makes me want to reach for the knives based on quality.

I think I've got something in my eye.

Custard or Regurgitator?

Trying to answer this question would probably explode my head.

Well I liked it.

“Like a mining disaster I’m putting blood in your shaft”

That was a favourite line of mine, too.

I'm upset that no one thanked Sydney's drug dealers. God's contributions seemed pretty minimal in comparison.

I knew there was a reason I got a Twitter account.

Not according to my Mum.

It's in the guidebook for all music reviewers, right between the bits where it explains how to use the words 'crepuscular' and 'juxtaposition.'

Damn, now I'm hungry.