Derryn Hinch

so, you walked past 4 drunk backpackers who yelled out ''hey how bout it baby?'' and then came onto the internet to tell everyone you were ''offered a 5 way''.

well, since youve already had a 'one night thing', chances are he doesnt respect you anyway, so no point worrying bout it, eh?

well, for a few weeks at least..

Johnny Depp

Noun 1. shemozzle - (Yiddish) a confused situation or affair; a mess

Barnsey is starting to look like the old dude that cooks at my local chinese take away.

Townsville Cold Chisel fan finds Tim Rogers unappealing?

ryan adams is in town around then...

nah it aint.