jimmy hutspah

I saw a chick get her arm severed when she was passed out drunk on a train line. everyone was freaking out and grabbed her and carried her off to an ambulance outside the station but left her arm behind on the tracks. i grabbed her arm and yelled ''has anyone got some ice?'' but the ambulance took off so I ran across the road and grabbed a bag of ice from the 7-11 and chucked her arm in the ice then sprinted 6kms in under 14 minutes and got to the hospital just before the ambulance pulled up and they reattached the arm. amazingly, after they reattached the arm she went on to become a surgeon herself.

nice line up

did he give yas' a reason?

no way? for serious?

this one is much more enjoyable

fuck this gay indie shit fucken stuck up retards with man bags why the fuck did you have to infect the music scene why dont you borderline poof who all worship the one david bowie song take your new age shitty music scene find the nearest bridge and jump. cunts.

Also is it completely lame to go on your own? I do gigs on my own all time time and have no problems with that and actually enjoy it, but 3 days in the bush...?

Its OK ned, I'll be there. I'll bring a portable DVD player and we can sit down together and watch the 2011 GF...

i cant find these tickets online for the Regal Ballroom gig. has anyone? this is Regal in Northcote yeah? not showing up on webtickets.com.au...

i love writing strongly worded letters. I wish there was a job that involved doing it (other than debt collector or lawyer)