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I thought there was no swearing on pitchfork?

I AM NOT A WRITER I AM THE POWER THAT IS.

I AM THE OVERSEER OF THE RATINGS SYSTEM

DON'T FUCK WITH ME PAL

WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW K2 YOU PIECE OF SHIT

YOU WILL GET NO REVIEW, NOT EVEN A SNIDE YOUTUBE LINK

WE WILL ENSURE YOUR SHITTY BAND LANGUISHES IN THE PAINFUL DEPTHS OF OBSCURITY

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YEAH BUT IF YOU ARE AUSTRALIAN YOU ARE AT A SEVERE DISADVANTAGE

PROBABLY GIVE YOU A 7.1 AND NO BEST NEW MUSIC OR RECOMMENDED TAG

PEOPLE MIGHT DOWNLOAD YOUR ALBUM BUT NEVER LISTEN TO IT

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DESPITE THE FACT WE RAN AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FIRST GRATES ALBUM WE DID NOT REVIEW IT

IF WE GET AROUND TO REVIEWING THE NEW ONE WE WILL PROVIDE A TEPID RESPONSE

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I WOULD NOT RUN A REVIEW OF THOSE

NOISE AND EXPERIMENTAL IS OUT OF FASHION NOW

GET SOME MINIMAL TECHNO OR LAID BACK INDIE FOLK THEN I CAN HELP

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THERE ARE NO HIPSTERS HERE
ONLY OFFICE WORKERS
AND NOISE MUSICIANS

BUT IF YOU'RE A FAN OF THE GENRE IT MAY BE WORTH YOUR TIME

6.1

FEEL MY WRATH

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I WOULD HAVE GIVEN THESE BANDS A 7.1 BACK IN 2005 AND PUT THEM MAYBE AS 2ND OR 3RD REVIEW OF THE DAY, BUT OBSCURE NOISE MUSIC ISN'T COOL WITH HIPSTERS ANYMORE.

FEEL MY WRATH

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WHERE ARE THEY GOING

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THE IRONIC NATURE OF THIS BAND WILL PROBABLY ENSURE A RATING SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 7.1 AND 8.0, DEPENDING ON WHETHER THE FINAL PRODUCTION FEATURES CHIPTUNE ELEMENTS OR EMOTIVE INDIE STRUM

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