eldritch

NOT HEAVY ENOUGH

HEATHEN SKULLS DO NOT FEED THE HIPSTER APPROPRIATION MACHINE

HIPSTER SCUM

NOT HEAVY ENOUGH

NOT VEILED IN STRAPPING YOUNG LAD WALLHANGS ENOUGH

NHEDRI

EVERYONE CARES YOU HIPSTER SPINE SHANK

SHUTUP HIPSTER CHARLATAN GO FIX THE INTERNET I'LL CONTINUE TO FILL IT WITH WIDELY-VALUED OPINIONS ABOUT METAL SO IT KEEPS BURSTING AT THE SEAMS FOR YOU

METAL

WHEN WILL KRIS HADES GET AN AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR HIS OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO THE GLOBAL METAL INDUSTRY?

THAT'S RIGHT, NEVER. AND HE WOULDN'T WANT TO BEACUSE HE WOULD NEVER SELF-DESCRIBE AS AN AUSTRALIAN BECAUSE AUSTRALIANS ARE FLAG WAVING CHARLATANS TWATS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO KIRS HADES IS

METAL

NOT METAL ENOUGH.

IT'S ''NOT HEAVY ENOUGH'' YOU HIPSTER CHARLATAN SCUM