eldritch

NOT ONE FUCKING RIFF IN ANY OF THE ALBUMS LISTED HERE.

NOT HEAVY ENOUGH

SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP PETER

WHAT I SAY IS FACT AND DON'T QUESTION IT

DOING SO MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE THE GLOWING BLOCKED OSOPHEGOUS HIPSTER SCUM YOU REALLY ARE

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BLOCK THINKS HE'S CLEVER BUT HE DIDN'T TAKE THE REFERENCES TO ISIS OUT. IT'S DIFFICULT TO BE FUNNY WHEN YOU'RE A HIPSTER SCUM

OH YEAH, YOU CAN LISTEN TO SHITTY THIRD RATE (EVEN BY THEIR MEASLY STANDARDS) SLIPKNOT ALBUMS, AND NAMEDROP A WHOLE BUNCH OF DERIVATIVE BUZZFUCK METAL IN THE BLACK METAL THREAD, BUT YOU ALL SOUND LIKE CHARALATANS OF THE FIFTH FUCKING ORDER (BEHIND POLITICIANS, ENVIRONMENTALISTS, MUSIC WRITERS AND PROSTITUTES)

YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND METAL. YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE CULTURE.

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I RUN THE MOST INFLUENTIAL SITE FOR METAL REVIEWS AND INTERVIEWS. I SET THE AGENDA. I CAN MAKE OR BREAK BANDS. YOU PEOPLE THINK YOUR OPINIONS WILL BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITH A NOD AND SCRATCH OF THE CHIN BUT LET ME TELL YOU - YOU'RE MISTAKEN FOUL-BREATHED HIPSTER SMASHBRAIN.

IT WAS MY PEN THAT MADE NEUROSIS TRANSCEND THE METAL SUB-CULTURE AND FIND WIDER CRITICAL ACCEPTANCE. IT WAS MY PEN THAT MADE SURE THE GATHERING STILL REMAINED LEGIT DESPITE ABANDONING THE METAL AESTHETIC ALTOGETHER. IT WAS MY PEN THAT SENT ISIS'S PANOPTICON INTO THE MISERABLE HEIGHTS OF PITCHFORK ACCEPTACE (I NOW REGRET THAT). IT WAS MY PEN THAT HAS STRUCTURED THE REAL UNDERGROUND OF METAL SO ALL YOU HIPSTERS CAN EAT A GRENADE AND DIE

I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE THIS THREAD I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK

NOT THAT I CARE WHAT YOU UNFATHOMABLY FUCKED-IN-THE-FACE HIPSTERS THINK ANYWAY

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PUERILE HIPSTER SHIT

I SUPPOSE ALL YOU TRENDOID HIPSTER FUCKS WILL PRETEND TO LIKE ROY ORBISON NOW THAT HIS BOX SET GOT A 8.6.

THIS REALLY PROVES ONE THING ABOUT ALL YOU CULTURALLY CORRUPTED MYOPIC HIPSTER FUCKBAGS. IT PROVES THAT YOU HAVE NO CULTURE TO CALL YOUR OWN - IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE AS COOL AND UP-TO-DATE AS POSSIBLE ABOUT EVERY FUCKING STYLE OF MUSIC YOU BECOME VULTURES WITH NO IDENTITY OR NO PASSION. YOU TALK ABOUT LOVING COF BUT I BET YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LISTENED TO CRUELTY AND THE BEAST FROM START TO FINISH. THIS BAND IS AN ATROCITY THAT ONLY OUTSIDERS LIKE YOUR PATHETIC SELVES WOULD CONSIDER WORTHWHILE. GET YOUR OWN HORRIBLE GENRE BANDS TO CELEBRATE, THE METAL COMMUNITY WILL CONTINUE TO PISS ON CRADLE OF FILTH LIKE I PISS ON YOUR GRAVES.

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