electrichips

It was too cloudy to see it at our place. 2036 here we come!

Brits are the only people in the world who can for a queue of 1 But bus stop etiquette is breaking down in the big smoke

The UK is the only place that I've feared for my life waiting for a bus. The bloke and I nearly ended up under the wheels in the gutter when a crowd of about a hundred damp and cold south-easterners surged to try and get on a full bus.

I was tempted to order this last night just to see what people would say when I stuck it on the coffee table.

My Dad periodically posts me bits from the NT News that are too good for the recycling bin.

Right now I have a page detailing how to make your own alien hat out of tinfoil on my fridge.

I feel sorry for my kids already. I'm going to ban television and make them sit through my boring stories, told three times over, every night.

You also should make them compose poems detailing your glorious exploits, and occasionally force them to create interpretive dance pieces to represent the struggle between your liver and the brewing companies.

Take a couple of Pazza Fortes and stick a cut out of Billy Ray Cyrus on the bandage and make yourself a puppet show.

Pffft Em, much more cred in telling 'em you had to walk through the broken glass and assorted filth on Oxford Street to get to the pub.

He's a pint sized Aussie battler!

I love that it made the front page of the newspaper, but not in a child abuse kinda way.

Is it an achy pain or a stingy pain or a kicked in the nuts pain?