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Mess+Noise Curates Bikefest

News posted Thursday, November 11 2010 at 12:00 PM.
Related: Aleks And The Ramps, East Brunswick All Girls Choir, Megastick Fanfare.

Mess+Noise Curates Bikefest

When we were asked to curate a night of bands at for the upcoming Bikefest – a five-day celebration of bike culture in Melbourne – how could we go past Aleks and The Ramps? Puns aside, they’ve got a great new single out called ‘Bummer’ and an “armada” of newborn songs, which they recently took to Japan.

They’ll be joined by Sydney’s Megastick Fanfare, who are making the journey up/down the Hume just for us (thanks guys!), and East Brunswick All Girls Choir who sent us this fascinating inventory of their transportation: “Liam owns a bike, a small BMX that he rides to the train and then to work. Marcus owns a Lancer Wagon, Rie owns a Toyato Yaris and Rob owns some kind of Ford Glxi taxi style ride, Rie doesn't own a bike and perhaps Rob does. We should also probably mention the cyclist in the band, Liam, most of the time actually just drives a Patrol 4WD Wagon, trust no-one.”

The gig will take place at 1000 £ Bend (ie. the place where we put on our Lunchbox series) on Friday, November 26, 9.30pm. Entry: $12.

For a full Bikefest program click here.

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max bulk  said about 1 year ago:

''bike culture''


Block  said about 1 year ago:

There is no bike rack at 1000 £ Bend. I have heard several Lunchbox attendees curse this fact.


nyx  said about 1 year ago:

Bikes 4 Lyf.


fzchk  said about 1 year ago:

max bulk said 15 minutes ago:
''bike culture''

I see what you did there.


funtimes  said about 1 year ago:

They should get Dane Certificate to play, that dude used to roll up to shows with a bike trailer didn't he?


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

Edited out all the drug references in inventory.


Actionralf  said about 1 year ago:

It's like 1984 all over again, again


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

When you were four years old and still shitting your pants?


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

Wait, you're not that old. Either way.


Actionralf  said about 1 year ago:

Aka. Big brother is watching


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

Errr kind of maybe. But not really at all.


timewaster  said about 1 year ago:

Will this event be full of moustached hipsters riding $2500 fixed-gear bikes?


anonymous  said about 1 year ago:

one can only hope.


max bulk  said about 1 year ago:

What is the ultimate expression of ''bike culture''?

Going backwards in circles with no hands?

Track stand?

Mustachioed backwards track stand?


untold/animals  said about 1 year ago:

he wuz a sk8r boi


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

I went down to Fitzroy to get a fix and all I came back with was this stinking bike.


anonymous  said about 1 year ago:


tawedog  said about 1 year ago:

look at the flange on that guy's hub. What a bloody hipster.

I miss big brother. Will channel 10 bring it back?


SGH  said about 1 year ago:

What's this got to do with bikes?

Why not call it 'Indie-bandfest'?



anonymous  said about 1 year ago:

its part of that?


Block  said about 1 year ago:


untold/animals  said about 1 year ago:

Jeremy Spoke in class today.


electricsound  said about 1 year ago:

i would prefer if they curate breakfast


Alex Fregon  said about 1 year ago:


liquidcrystals  said about 1 year ago:

security by CORBS


nishiki  said about 1 year ago:

no town bikes?


Hellzapoppin  said about 1 year ago:

no town bikes?

Well you're not making the trek down as far as we're aware.


untold/animals  said about 1 year ago:

Ouch!


FrankieTeardrop  said about 1 year ago:

funtimes said 5 hours ago:

They should get Dane Certificate to play, that dude used to roll up to shows with a bike trailer didn't he?

I do this all the time. Saves shitloads of money on cab fares and keeps me fit.


timewaster  said about 1 year ago:

It's gonna be full of knobheads on fixies.

The fixed gear bike craze is seriously the stupidest fad ever. 'Hey, let's be cool and buy a $2500 colour-coordinated bike with no brakes'.

This trendy Euro bike craze is whack. It's not like skateboarding, where you actually need guts and years of skill. It's just getting from A to B. Just another reason to spend heaps of money on shit.


PondRepellent  said about 1 year ago:

It never ceases to amaze me how many threads this picture is relevant to:


FrankieTeardrop  said about 1 year ago:

timewaster, your jibe re fixies is about 3 years behind the times. Get with it!


nishiki  said about 1 year ago:

Well you're not making the trek down as far as we're aware.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.


Hellzapoppin  said about 1 year ago:

Zing!!! :]


timewaster  said about 1 year ago:

I only found out what a fixie is about three months ago.


tugboat  said about 1 year ago:

You can ride a fixie to work, to deliver mails and to the safehouse after your undercover mission. Can you do it with your sk8board? Just saying.

Also...you can buy a fixie for $400. Handbrakes are included.


Actionralf  said about 1 year ago:

I got mine for $300 with breaks. it's a nice bike


Block  said about 1 year ago:

Also...you can buy a fixie for $400. Handbrakes are included.

Or, for $400 you can get a bike with 21 speed Shimanos, front suspension, disc brakes and a padded saddle.

Personally I am waiting to see the first fixie to go for old-school, pre-Dunlop solid rubber tyres. VALVELESS.


Actionralf  said about 1 year ago:

the other day I saw a dude riding a BMX that had gears...that was strange


tawedog  said about 1 year ago:

i saw a fixed gear with solid front tyres last night, on a wheel made for harness racing.


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

Sulky Mobile?


tugboat  said about 1 year ago:

Block said 13 minutes ago:
Or, for $400 you can get a bike with 21 speed Shimanos, front suspension, disc brakes and a padded saddle.

Looks fugly though.

I'm not even a fixie rider or like fixie. I was just replying to Timewaster's Fixie VS Skatebroad talk and 2500bucks fixie talk.


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

Skatebroad

ss


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

TONIGHT


untold/animals  said about 1 year ago:

Has anyone read the blurbs of these BikeFest events? Some of them are fun, but some read exceedingly stupidly.


Hellzapoppin  said about 1 year ago:

I wandered past this on Wednesday night, all looked rather silly and I felt rather old.


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

*I felt rather old. *

We played a show at ding dong with that Jonathon Boulet character some months ago. After sitting for a while either Rob or Ryan turned to me and said ''When the fuck did we get old?''

Motherfuckery.


tugboat  said about 1 year ago:

untold/animals said 1 minute ago:
Has anyone read the blurbs of these BikeFest events? Some of them are fun, but some read exceedingly stupidly.

that
and they are not free event.

Hellzapoppin said 21 seconds ago:
I wandered past this on Wednesday night, all looked rather silly and I felt rather old.

Free beer.


Hellzapoppin  said about 1 year ago:

Motherfuckery.

I feel like I should start the socks and sandals now to avoid confusion.


Actionralf  said about 1 year ago:

one step ahead of ya...

...ahhhh Sweet socky freedom...


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

The bookend footwear of life.

My primary school get up consisted of the jesus boots and socks. Highly discouraged on rainy days. The only advantage being you could slap students with your wet sock.


Hellzapoppin  said about 1 year ago:

Having spent more time in Invercargill than is socially acceptable for mating, I have seen so many varieties of the sock & sandal getup that I feel my life long dream of making a coffee table book has now collided with its subject matter.


Lozenge  said about 4 months ago:

Somebody should bring back the Penny Farthing in different colours n' shiz...

The don't have brakes either so hipsters would take to em' like crazy.

The accidents would be amusing.


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