devilwillride said about 1 year ago or at 7:47PM on Monday, June 18 2007.
I enjoy a good spam email sender's name and subject line, and by good I mean something that challenges the "She ll LUV UR new hard co ck" paradigm. Apparently both items are generated according to one's browsing habits(?), so make of me what you will from this:
From: Burke Lozeron
Subject: At night when you're are asleep Into your tent I'll creep----" "It was a strange coincidence," I said. "But it wasn't a coincidence at all.
Please feel free to share your own Gillette Great Moments in Spam.
Apparently both items are generated according to one's browsing habits(?), so make of me what you will from this:
really?? i get pictures of penises sent to my work email alllllllllllllllll day! it makes me feel sick :(
Awesome thread.
Hmm. Could be a code.
Do you spend a lot of time on M+N and Myspace?
and ebay, don't forget ebay!
But not quite as awesome as this one.
ha! i just got one right then from louie zimmerman, that's totally ebay
But slightly more awesome than this one.
You guys must be, like, the hottest couple ever. gobsmacked
relax htc, geewizz
I'm filling in for m_h cansy, I take my job seriously.
Do you click on many threads in which HitTheCity has posted?
Anyways, sorry for being cunty. I'm bored.
whatever, can someone get me some bbq shapes?
I would but it's too cold to go to the servo.
DAMN YOU!
At night when you're are asleep Into your tent I'll creep
You say that like it's a bad thing!
By the way, great minds think alike and hence my excitement in this thread and my earlier m_h comment.
"It was a strange coincidence," I said. "But it wasn't a coincidence at all.
It was a coincidence, coincidentally.
I have no idea what we're talking about anymore.
spam, man
RIGHT.
From: Waldron Paden
Subject: Then one man clumb through each of the holes, and grabbed the coarse net of wire that lined the ice compartment.
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Just received -
Subject: Paris Hilton violated by Gypsies
reluctantly applauds spammer
''Paris Hilton's interview with Burma's General Than Shwe''.
Who's coming up with these?!
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Hello
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains so i decided to contact you through this medium .As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is SALAM JAFER, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal Cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few WEEKS to live according to medical experts.I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends and Schools in the UAE. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,
London and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the money, which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge cash deposit that I have with Financial Firm Abroad .I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations and let them know that it is I SALAM JAFER that is making this generous donation. I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart
God be with you. MR. SALAM JAFER