bitter

Italian

down the sink

Large ,Strong, Heart pounding, and a lil sweet.

That how I like my coffee anywho.
CD is in the mail, P_S

i'll go with two out of that three.

as usual horse doesn't understand the question. coffee should never be bitter.

Irish

Covered in bees...

To quote Eddie Izzard.

weak

as usual, nicko fails to just shut up and let the joke go

costing $3

thanks phil you sickunt.

i will probably make yours tomorrow or something.

buy 6, get the 7th free.

black

free, which it is, so lucky for me!

with chocolate on top.

Instant.

white

ground up and in the feezer?

freeze dried.

In a polystyrene cup.

comes with a punch card

Comes with a punch

Sourced via slave labour and market intimidaton

ground into a fine powder and forced through a fine filter at precisely 101 degrees celcuis.

chunky

so strong you can stand a spoon up in it

With a strong laxative effect.

Filled with hot milk by some arrogant poser arsehole who works in a self important trendy cafe with a stupid name.

single pour

slowly plunged

strapped to teen girl in Sydney

with a smooth mouthfeel.

grainy

turkish

freeze-dried?

with a bottom of condensed milk.

@ConanOBrien - ''I like my women the way i like my coffee. Yup, I like blonde, sutty coffee with low self esteem''

Haha

swimming in a martini