• is there a dog heaven?

• They just wish everyone could get along and stop all the fussin' and feudin' and village-bombin' and shit.

• Major label-owned sattelites beam hypnotic message into our brains while we sleep. Take out all your fillings at once!

ignore him

• Is there any way someone can invent a personal music filter that filters out songs you find irritating that you encounter often during everyday life?

• Israel would have to be the dark cloud rising in the east, so they'd be on the side of Lebanon. That Elven bread they like so much isn't too far removed from Lebanese bread either
• I have no idea
• No dog heaven. There is NO heaven. We made it up 'cause we're scared of dying.

you mean like, removing the rogue traders from existence?

Like a brain implant that does that very thing for you.

If you hear a Rogue Traders song while walking past Supre for example.

• Personal music filter = mp3 player with volume up.

wsh, let's get inventing. quit your job now. i'll meet you half way.

• why is ben butler still living in 1992 ?

hahahaha!

because he feels safe there popsicle

poor ben.

What was wrong with 1992?

It was a fine year. I got married in '92.

• Who is that man in OhYeah's picture?

1992 ritual de lo habitual came out. it was a great year. i also escaped year 12 that year.

It was a fine year. I got married in '92.

haha, I turned 10 in 1992.

tom barman and i will marry him one day oh yes i will

so they put them there so blind people will slip over when it rains? that's just mean

is muscles.mail bad alex or tom cruise?

elaine: you weren't around for idle's glory days. he was always a bit like this.

ah. In that case:

thank danny for the dickhead function.

I dont recall idle ever making such large assumptions about psych issues.

i don't remember idle talking about psych issues, but i do remember him making large assumptions. ah well.

What is good disease fighting food to eat when you are coming down with a cold?

garlic, chilli, ginger, citrus, capsicum.

Thanks Elaine. Stir-Fry for dinner it is.

What books feature a/ a game called ''petals on the rose'', so similar, and b/ some shit family thing about passing scissors open or closed?

or similar

one of those dangerous books for boys or some such?

theres been a glut of them recently.

ah block - I remember the open or closed scissors one... this is gonna be a cliche but...

we played those kind of games around the campfire at guide camp - the solutions to the riddle were a secret and you couldn't tell anyone what it was, you could only confirm it when they got it right. Kinda passed-down-through-generations-of-guides things.

so yeah - I wouldn't wanna see them printing the solutions in any book

stern glare into distance

Why is it that I feel totally fine to take a day off when I am not actually unwell and utterly compelled to come to work when I am genuinely sick? This is retarded behaviour, is it not?

You're off sick today too?

Hi Black Wasp! Oh no, I'm at work sick, because that is the kind of loser I am. Last week I had a random day off for nothing and now I am being punished.

Punished. :(

isn't that better though? no point wasting a perfectly good day off at home sick!!

best to be at work sick and save those lovely random days off for some fun times goodness!

Hey good lookin... whatcha got cookin'?