when you fuck a bit.

only americans go on dates.

thread closed.

when its just two, single people of an opposite sex who haven't been friends for a while.. thats a date

did you get asked on a date Empra?

When you're elbow deep in rectum

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only americans go on dates.

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i used to think this. but then I learnt, if the girls here wanna go on "dates", then go on dates.

Who said this thread was for me, nn?

charles is on the mark with his definition

It's a date when there's expectation that you may be checking each other out for possible sexxings.

Worst ever is when you think it's just going to do something and you get there and it's a date. Now there's an awkward situation.

OOOOOOOOOOO EMPRA'S GOT A BOYFRIEND UMMMMM MAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

is it a date when you get pushed into the girls toilets and get sucked off a little?

Worst ever is when you think it's just going to do something and you get there and it's a date. Now there's an awkward situation.

Well, that's kind of the question. How do you casually ask someone to go somewhere, but make it clear what your intentions are? Either way?

GLASSY! DON'T READ THIS THREAD! I DUN WANNA RUIN THE SURPRISE!

(p.s. - whacha doin' this weekend? 'ey? EY???)

you just ask them to go somewhere with you.

like "go to my car with me".

if i was just asking someone to do something as a friend, i'd say so and make it perfectly clear that was the purpose. if it was a date, i'd be a little more hesitant to actually put it out there as a "date" though.

maybe i'd get a friend to write a note to give to the guy to say i liked him and would he go out with me?

How do you casually ask someone to go somewhere, but make it clear what your intentions are? Either way?

hey wanna catch a movie? nuthin suss.

vs

hey wanna catch a movie & use yr dick a bit?

it's a date when both parties agree to meet at a certain place at a certain time on their own.
no friends involved (unless you're in year 6..inwhich case friends company at the movies or not..its still a date).

and atleast one party wants a pash.

DO YOU LIKE PUPPIES?

It would be great if Aussie culture leant more towards 'dating'. Not so much for the sake of it, but so that people were more upfront about their intentions.

I.e. Sucking and fucking.

modi - you are thinking like a man. i've used that overtake someone who looks cute then pull up and stand on the side of the road with a 'flat tyre' many a time throughout australia to meet nice men who offer to help.....

You're all off topic. Stop ruining this thread for the lonely hearts that need advice.

You're all off topic. Stop ruining this thread for the lonely hearts that need advice.

This is quality advice though. Lonely? Learn how to change a tyre.

toadphoney - go driving, overtake someone who looks cute, then 'break down', look like you're in trouble, get them to pull up and then ask them if they'd like to look under your bonnet. presto

how much more can you rehash that topic, i thought it had been done to death?

I know how to change a tyre. I also know that trick when a couple gets a flat and the man hides and makes his woman thumb down a dashing hunk like me and once the tyre is changed the fat prick boyfriend jumps out of the bushes and says ''WHO WANTS TO PARTY?''.

HAha

hahahaha

Yeah. I think women should only meet men through manipulative deception, too.

It gets things off on the right foot, I find.

when i was a kid and my dad was a massive driving 20 km over the speed limit hoon he passed some car on the way to melbourne and flipped them the bird as he was overtaking. i can't remember the specifics but i remember my mum yelling at him and then i remember her yelling at him again an hour later as the car we passed previously passed us honking their horn and flipping us the bird while my old man was changing a blown out tyre.

and we were on our way to a wedding. please excuse my punctuation.

Okay, #4 is a late scratching. i just attended a lunch and she was present. she's married! like, she was so flirty for somebody who's so married. confusion is all i'm feeling now.

that trick when a couple gets a flat and the man hides and makes his woman thumb down a dashing hunk like me and once the tyre is changed the fat prick boyfriend jumps out of the bushes and says ''WHO WANTS TO PARTY?''.

when i say i changed a tire twice yesterday this is exactly what i did, i was the fat prick

Your legs and breast bristle with shaggy hair but your mind, Peter, shows no signs of manliness.

hahahaha, classic. suck shit peter.

Derryn, i heard you have more hair on your back than what's on your head. it's just what i heard.

tokyo69, never mind.

Blonde big boobed poms in tigerskin are a bigger no-no than horse people peter.

well i'd always thought the same toady - i mean about the big boosied cougar, but there was a connection there and quite a strong one too.

also, i'm beginning to wonder if the German #1 is actually single. she spoke of a recent weekend spent down at Gerringong and dropped the 'we' a couple of times. granted, she went with a group, but the Krauts are supposed to love a bit of group action anyway. aren't they?

Yep. And cooking your penis and eating it with you.

Sorry to keep bring your wang into everything peter.

Sorry to keep bringING your wang into everything peter.

oh, this dating lark is a fucking farce! i am thinking of marching under a banner of 'I don't date and I vote'.

FFS threadjackers. Can't we just agree to rehash this shit till the end of the world?