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Stephen Hawking is Mark E Smith

Seymour  said about 6 years ago  or at  8:33PM on Friday, April 27 2007 in music news

I can't believe he's gotten away with it this long!! It all makes sense.. the distorted singing voice.. constantly changing band members so they don't discover his secret.


Seymour  said about 6 years ago:

in related news... stephen hawking can now fly.


T J Honeysuckle  said about 6 years ago:

It's true, all of it. Crazing!


hand hell  said about 6 years ago:

I was thinking the same thing when I watched the news tonight. Nice work, Seymour!


outerspacextrapnel  said about 6 years ago:

Hit the North!

See? Prolonged amphetamine use DOES open up your eyes to new and exciting theories about the world.


djbollocks  said about 6 years ago:

Yeah nice bit of detective work there Seymour.


Seymour  said about 6 years ago:

Just one more thing Mr Hawking...


mr.suit  said about 6 years ago:

they're making a movie about this called M.E.S. in space. mark is being played by road trip's DJ Qualls.

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p305/mrsuit/dj_qualls.jpg


mr.suit  said about 6 years ago:

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mr.suit  said about 6 years ago:

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mr.suit  said about 6 years ago:

i give up


andyr  said about 6 years ago:


mr.suit  said about 6 years ago:

need refresher course on how to post photos....


djbollocks  said about 6 years ago:

It's this simple

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djbollocks  said about 6 years ago:

ok so text within these: [

web address within these: ( )


andyr  said about 6 years ago:

Mr Suit you just click the URL link under the comment box.


andyr  said about 6 years ago:

Or rather: URL for hyperlink, Image for image.


celluloid hero  said about 6 years ago:

wow i never even saw those


Seymour  said about 6 years ago:

"need refresher course on how to post photos...."

mmmm.. refreshers photos..


mr.suit  said about 6 years ago:


mr.suit  said about 6 years ago:


andyr  said about 6 years ago:

golf clap


mr.suit  said about 6 years ago:

awesome! the power of computers. i can turn any thread into a how to about posting pics. it's one of my charms


Seymour  said about 6 years ago:

I'm pretty sure I saw that kid at eurotrash the other night.. I was going to tell him but it's probably the 00s equivelent of telling someone they look like screech from saved by the bell.


Seymour  said about 6 years ago:

Hmm.. it seems that screech is going to lose his house. YOU can help him keep it by buying a t-shirt


Peter  said about 6 years ago:

i love how Stephen Hawking tells everyone how stuff actually works. i couldn't even tell anyone how Stephen Hawking's wheelchair works.


flobs  said about 6 years ago:

wot it is, right... it's like a chair, but wiv wheels.... innit, like....


Seymour  said about 6 years ago:

Not quite Flobs... it's a transformer!


outerspacextrapnel  said about 6 years ago:

thanks Peter and Seymour, you've made my night.

This is for when he goes to the moon.

hawking chair


clem  said about 6 years ago:

One of Q Magazine's greatest captions was a photo of DJ Qualls and his girlfriend from Roadtrip and it read: "A young Mark E Smith enjoys his first booty call."


Seymour  said about 6 years ago:

arf!

The older Mark E Smith had to do a US tour in a wheelchair a couple of years back. I'd like to see pictures of that for comparison purposes.


outerspacextrapnel  said about 6 years ago:

I saw him in New York on that tour!

He had to hobble out on stage with two walking sticks, I thought "fuck he looks like he's at death's door". He then sat down and did the whole show behind a bar table. Decidedly odd.


clem  said about 6 years ago:


T J Honeysuckle  said about 6 years ago:

It's a bit early on the day to see that pic.


Seymour  said about 6 years ago:

yikes. I concur.


Godzilla  said about 4 years ago:

n perhaps the most amusing effort to discredit US President Barack Obama's plan for nationalized health care - if not the most ridiculous - US financial newspaper Investor's Business Daily has said that if Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead.

''The controlling of medical costs in countries such as Britain through rationing, and the health consequences thereof, are legendary,'' read a recent editorial from the paper. ''The stories of people dying on a waiting list or being denied altogether read like a horror script...

''People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the UK, where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless.''


TheBastard  said about 2 years ago:

WHAT the fuck??

Where the hell did this story originate from? It's on a few web sites BUUUUUT it was in MX this evening too

Shudder...


TheBastard  said about 2 years ago:

Good on him for umm...getting some...


GrantleyBuffalo  said about 2 years ago:

That's so weird... I just found this whilst searching for Photos Of Cool Motherf*ckers:

Stephen Hawking with his sister Mary Hawking, 1948


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