Iraq You Ran

Leuk Im-ya Father

hahaha

Telecom

Banwagonos
Derivativos
Untalentidos
Unintentionallyhilariousos

...man, these things write themselves...

Shitballs of Fire

# see me # MEDIA RELEASE # feel me # MEDIA RELEASE # touch me # MEDIA RELEASE # heal me #

(Seriously, who the fuck writes this shit???)

“This is the kind of finely tuned, effects heavy, disco-beat driven guitar rock that could ideally follow the likes of Bloc Party across the English country-side”
– Drum Media

Bringing their explosive live show to an abrupt end, THE VALENTINOS will play their last shows
(under their current name!) at The Annandale in Sydney on Friday 18 May, and Click Click
at Brown Alley in Melbourne on Saturday 19 May.

Soul artist from the 1950s, Bobby Womack & The Valentinos, are the reason for the band’s impending
name change. “Whoop whoop, it’s the sound of the police”, or should we say the lawyers? The time has come for The Valentinos to get a new moniker before they land in some hot water.

After standout performances at V Festival and touring the country on last month’s ‘best-thing-outta-Belgium-since-the-waffle’ Radio Soulwax tour, the shows in May will be the first opportunity
to hear the band play brand new tracks from their forthcoming debut album.

The Valentinos are set to release the first single from the album this July, which was recorded and produced in Sydney by legendary Berlin-based UK producer Ewan Pearson, who is currently in the studio producing the new M83 album. Pearson will return to Australia later this year to record and produce The Valentinos debut album, which is shaping up to be one of the most anticipated releases of the next twelve months.

In other news, The Valentinos first two EPs Self Titled and Damn & Damn Again have been re-pressed due to overwhelming demand.

Don’t miss your chance to catch The Valentinos play their last shows (under their current name) next month!

The Australian Doors show.

In other news, The Valentinos first two EPs Self Titled and Damn & Damn Again have been re-pressed due to overwhelming demand.

seriously, if anyone wants a promo copy of their first EP I have one. In fact, I'll pay you to take it off me.

Ghost Wolf

OMG WTF LOL!

Hey! It's the youth! What do you think they should be called?

Pee Ess Wee Suck.

umm the shit-heads? the coke-heads? either way suck shit to them

Pacifier

vallytino 16

Teenie Tanya rules! I wonder what SHOUTING STEVE thinks though.

The Sherbs

Highway

Some current popular words to have in band names-

• Russia
• Moscow
• Tokyo
• Arms
• AIDS

Bobby Womack

Lost Lobos

Sheriff Lost Lobo

punching watermelons

a slight parody on smashing pumpkins.

thanks. thats me done for tonite

The Return of Sheriff Lost Lobos

They will always be The Valentinos to me.

Piss poor - they had a million options and they let it go.

In 30 years time they'll be sitting in the call centre knowing with devastating certainty that things could have gone differently - if only they'd picked "retardsAREtards".

How funny is it that they're all looking like Kyuss in flannos now.

Fucking oxford street... QUICK! LOOK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

wait, is this flannelette thing just a sydney thing?

why is it suddenly 1994 again?

If it's not in melbourne, it will be. it's just a bunch of cunts trying to get in on the 90s thing before everyone else does. See Flannos thread.

I did the same thing re Los Valentinos...and yep, much better name than Lost Vs

How funny is it that they're all looking like Kyuss in flannos now.

Lowes is the new Dangerfield.

man, they still can't write good songs. poor guys, sucks to be them.

The Steve Miller Band

seamonkeydisco, didn't you say you wrote some of their songs??

I don't mind the valentinos, its mindless fun pop music, I don't think its suppose to be taken too seriously.

I haven't heard anything they have done that has been as catchy as the man with the gun song that got flogged on trippy J.

The Homo's

see me # MEDIA RELEASE # feel me # MEDIA RELEASE # touch me # MEDIA RELEASE # heal me

retardsAREtards

A) whatever happened to the shitantinos?

B) do Shiny still do that touch me heal me thing with their press releases?

Top thread.

do Shiny still do that touch me heal me thing with their press releases?

I've now got Samantha Fox stuck in my head.

All your fault tbb.