do you like carbonara cheezel?

have you had yr cholesterol checked, cheezel?

you can have my bacon, cheezel.

svelty-don't put me on to new shit,it only makes matters worse :)

i just to like to smell it, not eat it

so do you ask for a bacon and egg roll or an egg and bacon roll?

rach-cholesterol is a wife's tale

whose wife, dear?

Bacon is my favourite food.

Can someone come 'round and cook me some a this shit

I'm so hungover I might die :-(

I go through a whole carton of eggs a week, which is a pretty good effort for one person. Eggs forever!

i also live on pepperoni.

that explains much about you

i do that as well, Charlotte, that's why i have so many egg cartons cos i forget to take em back to the market

rach-to many eggs is bad!!

my mum says no shit,no more then three a day my girl!!!

I love bacon and egg pasta. Yum...

Oh, can't go past pepperoni. Or any other deli meat for that matter.

Oh, and I'd like to change part of my first post to "free-range-organic eggs forever", because I'm not in the mood to fight with people about animal farming.

Hey rach, I slid a c.d under your gate yesterday, the mising one from last weekend.

Did you get it?

Sorry for threadjack cheeze-wad, I too hungover to be fucked PMing

i don't have more than three a day. i used to have one but now i forget to eat

oh was that you? i wondered, i guess that if i had listened to it i would have known it was townes

thank you!

i have become mad about bacon.
i want it every day.
bacon , bacon , bacon.
yum.

they're eerily similar.

c'mon rach, you know the answer to that.

ps. hehe, cheezel.

!?!?!?"!?

guess what's for tea??...........everytime i look in the mirror i feel like a walrus :(

four rashers of bacon,three eggs two bits of toast............you do the math.

sporadic expulsion of gaseous rancid farts overnight, followed by gargantuan steaming poultice before breakfast tomorrow.

given up on scrambled eggs - ow i just boil eggs til they're 3/4 ers done, peel the shell of 'em and mash 'em up in a bowl with a little mayo and some dijonaisse..... serve on toast with bacon.... bloody bagus boss!

anyone have twins?

what about poachies? huh?

i luuuuurve the poachies, but i'm not the greatest at making them.

use eggs and bacon from chickens'n'pigs that weren't inhumanely treated. and good luck finding them.

I had bacon, eggs, tomato sliced in half on toast for lunch thanks to my better half.
She is so good to me.

I think she is purposely fattening me up so I am 100% undesireable to the opposite sex.

i had a bacon and egg muffin this morning. as in the egg and bacon were baked into the muffin. pretty good, actually.

My deli man must think I'm a filthy stopout. i only go in when I'm hungover and want bacon and egg rolls.

OH IT IS SO GOOD!

I had egg on toast but now I want a B&E roll...

I feel shocking.

Still -

NOW WHO'S THE SOFTCOCK?

Oh God now I want another one.

DID NOT HIT THE SPOT ENOUGH.

i made a bacon and egg muffin this morning :)

runs to kitchen to make egg and facon sandwich