bradmurray said about 5 years ago or at 4:24PM on Monday, April 23 2007 in stupidity
Parked next to a car today that had the sticker "Honk If You're Horny" on the back bumper.
What disturbs me is that this person saw the sticker in a servo somewhere, thought is was funny enough to pay money for, took it home, and then stuck it to their car, thinking that is was so funny, it should be displayed on their car......
real aussies drive utes.....
No. He's not. Even if you believe in Him. He is def not awesome. Catch AIDS. Die.
I saw a sticker with a map of Australia saying 'Fuck off we're full' on a ute. Made my blood boil.
I reckon something like:
"If you can read this sticker, then you're a bigger bogan than me."
Would be nice.
"Keep Australian beautiful - deport fat chicks".
I saw one that said 'Fuck I hate bumper stickers'. I rather liked it.
I was stuck behind a "crazy bitch" in traffic for about half an hour. I swore lots.
That "fuck off we're full" was pretty awful. Stupid bogan.
I saw this today: "zero to bitch in five seconds".
I've seen that one.
Maybe there should be "Magic happens.....to stupid hippies"
If I could drive, I would ram all "people" who have:
Don't Take Your Organs To Heaven - Heaven Knows We Need Them Here
Is that meant to be sexual or related to organ donations.?
technically not a bumper sticker, but someone has scrawled on the scientology school bus
'honk if you love tom cruise...'
where the fuck did you see a scientology school bus???
When the Herald-Scum were doing those "Young & Free" stickers last year, some friends of mine got a bunch printed up that looked the same but said "Girt by Sea" instead, and stuck them over the originals that the found on parked cars.
That THEY found...oh you get the idea.
newtown brad....athena school, baltic street.
I like the organ donation one. I think it's a very effective slogan.
i really like:
I like stickers and i vote
Ok, is there one in melbourne, anyone know?
Id secretly (well not anymore) like a custom made "I speed and I vote" bumper sticker. But id still be worried about looking like a twat.
I once saw a tradie with a bumper sticker from a tool company that said:
"I've got a fat tool"
I was so tempted to use my marker and turn the "I've got" into "I am"
Get In, Sit Down, Hang On, and Shut Up
Bogans ... fucken bogans ....
i saw a wanker i knew from primary school get out of his car in my 'burb a few years ago that had a sticker "screamin' semen" on the back in big letters.. I thought "as if I didn't like you already,now I think you're a fucking retard"
I have a gumby bumper sticker. Gumby is giving the thumbs up and the caption is 'Be Flexible'.
Now i need a bumper...
boy+ute=man
geesh how lame, but so right for the owners of such a sticker.
My favourite ever bumper stickers are "GET HOOKED ON FISHING, NOT DRUGS", and "NICE PEOPLE GO SQUARE DANCING". Both real.
boy+man+back of ute=????
dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
geesh, for cryin out loud : 0
my step-grandpa is a square dancing caller, i've seen lots of 'nice people go square dancing' stickers.
i vote, and i vote
i like that one but.....
one less car
One less car stickers annoy me. Brings to mind the South Park episode about smug emisisons.
yesterday i was behind "fish fear me, women love me"
I saw quite a few in the States that said "Boycott France"
morons
Maybe something along the lines of
"If you can read this, you are tailgating me. You have 3 seconds before I slam on my breaks and pull out my gun."
I saw this today, 'Orgasm Donor'
I saw 'YOUR NOT A REAL AUSSIE IF YOU DON'T DRIVE A UTE''
You're obviously a bogan if you make a bumper sticker and don't even bother to spell check it.
''women who know me call me 'MR. BIG'''
''if you can read this thank a teacher, if you can read this in english thank a soldier''
''magic happens''
''australia: love it or leave it!!'' next to a ''sidebyside: collingwood 2010'' sticker on 4WD
''Practice random acts of kindness and senseless beauty''
My parody was:
''Practice random acts of violcence and senseless brutality''
I make the sticker and my parents put it on the fridge.
I want one that says ''dead baby on board''. Just to outrage all the new parents in Subarus.
** saw a wanker i knew from primary school get out of his car in my 'burb a few years ago that had a sticker ''screamin' semen'' on the back in big letters.. I thought ''as if I didn't like you already,now I think you're a fucking retard''**
That bumper sticker is fucking funny.