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pubs are SOOOO 2003 man - bottle shops, that's where it's at
Coogee Bay Hotel...
the afterdark. bless them.
The East is about 50m closer than The Retreat.
hmm, actually - that means the Brunny Green is about as close as the East.
the empress
Royal Hotel/ German Arms - Clifton Hill
the east is about 20m and the bowlo is about 25
the inkerman.
The Junction.. respect
IdGaff & The Park are equidistant, which is nice.
Sando
The Royal
Don't even have one close enough to mention.
the Livingstone doesn't count...
> september said 9 seconds ago: the inkerman.
Do you mean the Newmarket?
I'm between the Village Belle & the Greyhound.
Sydney Park hotel
davethe, we need to get you onto the homebrew, too - that way you wont even need the shottle bop.
seriously. bottle shops
fuckdown 666, it's the titty bar!
The Oxford titty bar for you!!!
I reckon you're closer to the Union, goldfoot.
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It's gonna be a pokie den I reckon
I wish the Gem was my local
LOLLLLLLZ Dan O'Connell for me.
Closest is the Gunn Island but I'd rather kick my own arse than set a foot in the front door.
Next closest is the West St Kilda RSL or the Prince (they're about half a stubbie away)
the flying chuck
THE RAPIER
the retreat and the park are about equal.
loadie, do you live near the flying fuck?>??? yr about 10 mins away from my house
The All Nations, as seen in a big fat cartel case.
White Horse, Petersham.
The Toxteth
the afterpants
the cove,suck it up niggas.
the great northern. could do worse..
harold park hotel
don't ever go
The Courthouse
The Sando
The Royal Oak
i can't remember what it's called but it's on union St... i don't go there out of fear i would be killed.
Otherwise it would be The Brunswick Hotel or The Bridie O'Reily's (sp?). I think the distances are the same.
It's the Union ladyinred. It's fucking great. They give you free food when they're barbecuing, and the strippers are quite friendly.
Also, I asked if they had a beer garden and they told me it was broken.