badly quiffed
above his station
talentless

awesome

but he's no karl s

I think Karl is massively underated.

father to three kids
to three different women.
a sleazeball kiwi.

father to three kids

to three different women.

a sleazeball kiwi.

haha!

a sleazeball kiwi.
inherently contradictory
they are all dirty buggers

apologies to all kiwis.

is a haiku 3 5 3? or 5 7 5?

hehe, mine isn't technically a haiku, but i thought both were acceptable.

In the wikipedia entry it was going on about Japanese versions.

In English it's generally accepted to be

3/5/3 OR 5/7/5

The second gives a bit more insight into the riddle shrouded in mystery, wrapped in an enigma that is Richard Wilkins.

He looks older in that one than he does now. He's got the secret of eternal youth!!!! bastard.

shallowness keeps your looking young.

It's made him go backwards! Maybe he'll be interviewing soap stars at the Logies in nappies in a few years. We can only hope...

Acidwash jacket. Nice.

dear richard wilkins
please fuck off my tv, go
root angela bishop

he's tall.

thats about it

Always thought he was a dull hack, until he publically declared on the morning show that he wanted a tax cut this year, and now I actively despise him. Greedy rich cunt.

A very tall man that reeks of smoke.

shallowness keeps your looking young.

... and botox.

he actually has 5 children ALL with different mothers...read it here

Richard Wilkins: the autobiography!

Richard Wilkins: White Lines, Blue Balls, Brown Blood

Richard Wilkins: Grey Hairs, Pink Batts, Yellow Wiggle

Richard Wilkins: the autobiography!

Jeff Goldblum doesn't approve.

Ghostwritten by his secret lover Richard Reed.

Exclusive extracts in next Sunday's News Ltd papers!!!!

That's a great photo of three dicks.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/karl-stefanovic-lets-his-mouth-out-again/story-e6frfmyi-1226123195184

My grandma got me his book for Christmas. She figured that I like listening to music and Richard Wilkins talks to musicians on TV alot so it was just the perfect gift!

I haven't read any of it yet. I'll feel shame if I read it, but I'll probably feel more shame if I don't because she keeps asking me what it's like. Ugh.

you simply MUST read it n' post a review for us here.

thanks!

you simply MUST read it n' post a review for us here.

x2

yep. gotta know how bad it really is.

x4

Alright. I had to go to the doctors this arvo and I took the book with me to pass some time while I waited. I only got through the first two chapters. I cannot do it captain! It's just so bad.

The second chapter is basically 15 pages of Wilkins french kissing Russell Crowes arse. He even claims that he too would have thrown a phone at the staff at the Mercer in New York because he's stayed there and the staff are all 'arrogant pricks'. This, and a serious defense of Russell's musical endeavours.

The most staggering factoid to emerge though is that his first wife was ONLY 16 YEARS OLD when they got hitched. They had a baby who has down syndrome. All of this is covered in about 3 sentences. Why waste page space on stuff like that when you can write about your man love for Russ Le Roq?

HAHAHA YESS! MORE!!!!

...that was gold.

READ ALL OF IT DAMMIT!

I surely don't want too - but I want to know every sordid detail.

...is only fair right?

Alternatively we could start a M+N Richard Wilkins book club. Each chat reads two chapters, posts a summary of the best/worst bits, then sends it onto the next chat. I AM SERIOUS.

Count me in!

I'm not going to have time to read any more of it today (hopefully this trend will carry on for some time!), but a quick perusal of the contents page offers up these future tantalising chapters:

Garth Brooks: How are the kids?
Steve Irwin: The real deal
Shakaya: Stop calling me, please

I hope I go blind.

Hahaha. You secretly love it, pfinger.