PelicanGodOfJupiter said about 5 years ago or at 11:34AM on Thursday, July 13 2006 in stupidity
Post your favourites here.
I just got this one:
Your company had this pop up without my request. This agers me greatly. I could threaten you causing us to go to court and putting us in the same room where I can let you know how I feel about your organisation bother my time online. Or I can do a search and find you myself.
So let me suggest to you that I NEVER see this pop up on my computer again.
Any response from you will just be used to start that search. It will also be taken as an harassing action and I do not like to be harassed. Once more and you will get to know me real well right before you stop poping up these stupid ads
Dear home ownner,
I believe it. Sorry I asked. Time for a break, five minutes in every
hour.
Youre on. I unstuck my canteen and took a swig, then whistled to
our dogtrotting terminal that was almost out of sight. Come back
I don't own a home, but they're bang on about the dogtrotting....mmm dogtrotting, delicious!
Hah, I knew this thread would take off.
"Dear home ownner,
deadline? Now-please. Dont ask me any questions. Hell know what you
are talking about. Do it! And fast!
Time dragged by on very sluggish feet I will tell you. Floyd must
have heard the desperation in my voice for he stayed silent. A second"
Kind of sounds like a fortune cookie...
"Yo Glasshousemountainsfarm!!!
Important international company looks for employees to cover jobs of half time
in AU.
The search aims at responsible, dynamic and honest people, Ages between 18 and
50 years old, with desires to work in equipment and relation of dependency. That
time was signed contract by a month of test, so if your performance is correct
and effective in our company we will provide new contract and also possibility
of other career in our company.
The vacancies are for covering jobs of part time 1 to 4 hours a day.
The offered weekly wage is between ˆ 300-1200.
Requirements
Handling of PC, Knowledge of Microsoft office, Internet Explorer, msn or icq.
(No excluding).
If you wish to enter the process of selection write to our RRHH area.
mail to:
support@mitronltd.com
The answers you would be accepted until day 10 of August of the 2006.
Tue, 1 Aug 2006 18:42:33 -0400"
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he didnt even ask for bank details. just to hit him back.
MAYBE ITS LEGIT
I just had a few emails to corporate addresses rejected as spam because I had listed some upcoming shows by Canadian singer Ron Sexsmith. They didn't like that.
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wtf?
this one is just plain weird
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Gah , spam's getting a bit out of hand these days isn't it? In my gmail account over 4 days I've amassed almost 200 messages in my spam folder.
this spam email subject line is awesome!
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random MSN spam attack my sister JUST had,funny as hell. i didnt know MSN could do that.
.. mel .. says:
hey
Janie says:
hey, A/S/L?
.. mel .. says:
lol sorry do i know you?
Janie says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
.. mel .. says:
where did you get my email from?
Janie says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
.. mel .. says:
i'm 13 years old and i live in a dumpster, so my net connection is'n't all that great..
Janie says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
.. mel .. says:
spam....?
Janie says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on ''Webcams'' let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://janeroom.lovelocalgirls.com/ fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
.. mel .. says:
how many bananas can you fit in there?
Janie says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
.. mel .. says:
so, like 7?
Janie says:
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I got a new facebook request today, no more ones offering to show sexy pics, this ones supposedly a photograhper. Interesting.
Touche!
racist spam!
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Ooooh! I got one from the Federal Bureau of Investigations today. Uh-huh.
Apparently the FBI are ''seeking to wiretap the internet''.
So kind of them to email me.
Recently I have been getting emails from a particular firm whose staff all include a photo of themselves in the sig line.
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