a lucas story
for sometime now i've contemplated writing a biography of lucas abela figuring that most everyone who knows lucas, or has come across him, has 'a lucas story'. so the idea here is to collect people's lucas stories and print them in an irregular 16 page fanzine and perhaps online.
if you have 'a lucas story' or two or ten please write it down, with as much detail as possible and with as much florish as you can muster, and email them to me
submit via: tenzenmen at tenzenmen dot com
don't just post them here!
Once I saw Lucas eat a bowl of sweet chilli sauce. Then we did a runner from the Pancake Parlour.
The End.
remember that time he played a piece of glass and bled everywhere?
what the fuck are you talking about?
unvisible said 1 hour ago:
Once I saw Lucas eat a bowl of sweet chilli sauce. Then we did a runner from the Pancake Parlour.
The End.
pretty impressive runner, too. i think there was some chocolate-y sauce/condiment and chip combinations too?
you guys gonna get this story straight?
kandos was telling me about this guy a couple of weeks back. He sounds ace.
if you look into his eyes too much it will make you cry....
Lucas with the lid off? Do you remember that song? Man that was crap.
i came here to make a joke and fe beat me.
such is life.
catch the vibes, catch the vibes
Whoa-oh-oh
Cause it's lucas with the lid off
catch the vibes, catch the vibes
Whoa-oh-oh
Cause it's lucas with the lid off
Zem, Zem,
daZow, Zow
Skedadle-lah-ooh
watch me now you hear me now
Uh now, now, now
whoa oh oh
oh my god!!! (spelt out for emphisis!)
i only just watch a performance by justice yeldmen and the dynamic ribbon device two days ago and i have NEVER felt so uncomfortable watching music. it was amazing and sounded amazing and then i relalized that HE WASN/T WEARING ANY SHOES !!!!!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
shoes are for pussies....
so i'm guessing maybe most people are too young to remember when lucas did REALLY crazy shit then.....
am looking forward to hearing these stories...
dude certainly isn/t a pussy!
looks like i'm gonna have to interview people and transcribe...fuk'n
yep, but i remember the trampoline in the punters club for what is music.
and that time at the rob roy where he was doing the hand held stylis and trying to pierce his cheek from the inside before the end of the song...didn't happen.
and the time when keg stole the glass off him for the last 30 secs and smashed it over lucas's head to end the song...
sent you mine, k-boy.
cheers billy
more details buckets?
bumping!
the time he performed n00dz up against a glass wall at tina a few years back was quite wacky. lots of lucas stories abound.
abound? well? where the fuck are they!? gimme yr stories!
good afternoon lucas' children
http://www.dualplover.com/justice.htm
does everyone know the story of vivi and his trip to beijing?
Yep... I have the album that stemmed from it.
the time he performed n00dz up against a glass wall at tina a few years back was quite wacky
Haha, yeah that was a fine moment though I was yet again way to drunk to recall any details apart from his sliding body.
Hazard_Man said 21 hours ago:
http://www.dualplover.com/justice.htm
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not just after performance stories.....
hadn't heard about this one before:
I heard about a performance you did with a mate that involved needles going through the heads of your cocks.
"That was one of Severin's performances. He built this black box noise circuit called Severin's Erotometer, complete with two wires with piercing rods on the ends. For the show we simply gave ourselves frenum piercings and then, to make the music, just touched each other. In doing so we completed the circuit, creating noise."
there's a couple up at tenzenmen.com - still looking for more - give it to me!
At the very first Tina i went to in 2001, i was at a forum on extreme labels. Anyway Mark N told Lucas that he looked like russel crowe, they both stood up to face each other off, abela pushed Mark on his arse and it that was the end of that panel.
heady stuff for the circle jerk that usually constitutes music industry panel discussions.
hahaha! that tickles me....
i have enough stories and pictures for the first print edition of this - just tidying it up and then will figure out the printing side of things.
BUT
i need more stories! non performance stories preferred unless they date back to his sword fighting, trampolining days. also need pix!
it's the weekend
contact danger coolidge!
and oren ambarchi
danger has already supplied - check the site link. have talked to oren but he's a busy guy. i have yet to write my own.....
pix wanted too!
bumping for unbelievably bad promotional opportunities
daytime bumpers
Is there an article about Lucas in the new UB?
a lucas story #1 comes free with the latest UB
awesome!
He cooked me mock prawns and mock ribs with weird asian swastika barbeque sauce. It completely changed my life.
''with as much detail as possible and with as much florish as you can muster''
your muster is minor, fh....
I used 'swastika' and 'prawn' in the same sentence, man!